Kristen Bell loves sloths. You might even say she's obsessed with them. She told Ellen about what happened when her boyfriend, Dax Shepard, introduced her to one for the first time, and if it's too hard to believe, she brought the footage to prove it.
More often than not, fast food restaurants serve as boxing rings for customer confrontations, meltdowns, and heated outbursts. These shrines and sanctuaries dedicated to scarfing down pattie after pattie of processed meat and superized Diet Coke have the Hulk-like ability to provoke deranged, confrontational hysteria in certain members of the human species. READ MORE
I bought some poppers and sparklers to play with when it turns midnight tonight. I figured sparkly / exploding things have to be awfully entertaining when I'm black out drunk. They also, unfortunately, could be quite dangerous. But it's a risk I'm willing to take. READ MORE
EvilChili has been getting a lot of emails recently from fans that’re looking to date people of similar website interests (completely normal). We decided to start posting their listings to help them find the mate of their dreams. Even if their dreams involve drug mules and invasive airport security searches. Sidenote: everyone who is fans with EvilChili on Facebook is eligible. READ MORE
Some fool on Craiglist is giving away this adorable doll for free. People just don't value priceless items like this anymore. Yesterday I caught my girlfriend trying to throw away her tampon. She should know better, 30 minutes in the wash and its as good as new. READ MORE