Some fool on Craiglist is giving away this adorable doll for free. People just don't value priceless items like this anymore. Yesterday I caught my girlfriend trying to throw away her tampon. She should know better, 30 minutes in the wash and its as good as new. READ MORE
Allowing anyone on the internet to ask a question and keep their identity confidential is just asking for every idiot with a luke warm IQ to post. After going through dozens of questions, I can honestly say I feel dumber then when I began. READ MORE
Do you believe in miracles? Well you might want to start. It appears a minivan in NYC is capable of curing a woman's crippling disabilities in the blink of an eye. Like Superman entering a phone booth, she emerges a new woman. READ MORE
Music has really gone downhill these days. Sometimes I just pull out the old record player and pretend I'm living in the '70's, then I remember that women didn't shave their cooters then and I come back to reality. READ MORE
First dates are sometimes the most excruciatingly awkward experiences. “What town are you from? What are your pets’ names? What’s your favorite color?” Seriously, are you trying to get to know me or hack into my Yahoo account? It’s best to follow this guide to ensure that you’re getting involved with the right girl and that it will be all smooth sailing from the first date to your inevitable divorce.