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Your Dog Will Never Be This Cool

My dog passed #1 in his class during obedience training, but even after that strict education, he'd never be able to do this. Imagine if you owned this dog. You could get laid 2-3 times a month, just by taking him to raging kegger parties. READ MORE

Is Lindsay Lohan Getting Hotter?

For a celebrity, life in the tabloids must be like a public, never-ending series of unflattering Facebook pictures that you can't untag. Are you a November '07 fan? Or maybe you prefer Lindsay's latest work: her July 2010 mugshot? Personally, my favorite is July 2007, because I like my bitches drunk and coked up outta their skulls! READ MORE

Chick With Some Epically Awesome Thighs

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She must workout her thighs a lot to get such a well sculpted body. This didn't give me an erection. READ MORE

Justin Beiber Vs. Kurt Cobain

Apparently Justin Beiber feel's like he's the Kurt Cobain of his generation. Well, minus the drugs, manic-depression, suicidal thoughts, and good music. READ MORE

12 Amazing Chest Hair Patterns

If you have a hideous amount of hair on your chest and back, you mine as well do something cool with it. Below are the 12 coolest patterns we could find. READ MORE

Bree Olson's Raunchiest Tweets Ever.

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Our friends at The Campus Socialite bring you twenty tweets from Charlie Sheen's favorite porn star. Definitely NSFW! READ MORE

If I Can't Beat Off, Then The Terrorists Win

A new law was passed recently which officially banned masturbating on international flights. It’s a strangely specific piece of legislation, and normally I’d be content to just laugh at the fact that the government actually spent time and tax dollars on this benign subject, but they’re going to be classifying this action as a felony, so as an avid masturbator, I have to defend my civil liberties. The law was deemed “necessary,” because it dealt with “aspects of national security.” Another innocent pleasure lost because of Al Qaeda. Thanks a lot Islamic fundamentalists. READ MORE

The Fap Mapper Reveals Where You've Been Naughty

The FapMapper is a new app which is designed to let users see where they and others have masturbated or had sex. If you don't want to stumble upon some old used condoms, this could come in handy. READ MORE

20 Hairstyles That Could Be Considered Child Abuse

Lets face it, our parents were assholes who got pleasure out of dressing us up like morons. Take a look through this gallery and see if maybe you can spot a kid who had the same haircut. READ MORE

The Crazy Antics We Can Expect from Justin Bieber...

All celebrities engage in the kind of bizarre and illegal behavior that would get most normal people shunned from society. Bieber wil do the same, it'll just be a lot lamer. READ MORE

Some Things Your Teachers Never Told You

EvilChili has all the answers. READ MORE

Korean Drummer Steals The Show

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I had to make sure this gets posted on the front page. This is by far one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks. READ MORE

They Said...

Other peoples opinions and ideas are not always the best ones to go with. Here's a couple of examples. READ MORE
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