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Zach Galifianakis Greeting Cards!

Zach Galifianakis has made a career out of finding himself niche roles. He is the best of the best at being fat, hairy and awkward. We at Evilchili say, why should he confine his talents to the big screen? Haven't we all felt that we could use the services of someone who is professionally fat, hairy and awkward? With this in mind, we present "Galifanakis Greetings." These customized greeting cards say all the things that you might want to say, but Zach Galifanakis will say much better. Enjoy! READ MORE

The Worst Moviegoers You Will Ever Run Into

You know what sucks about movie theaters? ANYONE can use them. Maybe we need to change that... READ MORE

The Naughty Coke Machine

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I've never slept with a vending machine personally, but I know a few people who might be desperate enough to. READ MORE

This Police Officer Deserves A Raise

This cop gets led on a high speed chase after a motorcyclist tries to evade him and he handles the situation perfectly. This guy deserves a raise... and a beer (off duty). READ MORE

BP's Public Relations Twitter Account

Some genius started a Twitter account for BP Public Relations that manages to make the company look even more ridiculous than they already did. READ MORE

10 Ways To Enhance Your Spring Break

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The first of which is to bring girls that look like this with you. READ MORE

The Frat Bro Walrus

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You are going to enjoy watching the most pimping walrus ever. READ MORE

They Said...

Other peoples opinions and ideas are not always the best ones to go with. Here's a couple of examples. READ MORE

A Guide to the Awful Types of Hats

When worn as it was meant to be worn, a hat can be the perfect complement to an outfit, or at the very least, a protective piece of headgear. Sadly, all too often, hat-wearers prefer to turn this article of clothing into a giant neon sign on the top of their head that brightly displays one message: “I am a douchebag.” READ MORE

Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings

All 1,472 employees of Facebook, Inc. reportedly burst out in uncontrollable laughter Wednesday following Albuquerque resident Jason Herrick's attempts to protect his personal information from exploitation on the social-networking site. READ MORE

Becoming A Real Man Like Ron Swanson

I feel like the concept of manliness is slowly disintegrating. With the influx of skinny jeans, crappy pop music, and hipsters, we all need a strong dose of Ron Swanson. READ MORE

Respect My Authority

You know what I hate more than daycare's that steal the government’s money and foreign exchange students who ruin the grading curve? People with shitty jobs that abuse their power. Here are a few examples of such. READ MORE

We're In Serious Trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million. Read this break down and you might find yourself a bit alarmed. READ MORE
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