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Dating Tip #14: Be Honest Up Front

Women value honesty in a relationship. I remember one time I had a girl convinced I was Batman so she wouldn't think it was weird that I sleep in an abandoned mineshaft on an old mattress. She broke it off because of my lying (at least that's what my Mom said). Anyway, take it after this guy if you ever want to get touched where you pee. READ MORE

Playing Soccer In A Floating Village

Looks like these people must really, really love soccer. That looks like quite a lot of work. There will be quite a lot of splinters if someone falls. READ MORE

7 Haircuts No One Should Ever Have

Who would want their hair styled like a deer...i mean, come on! READ MORE

The Types of People You See At Karaoke Bars

There is no better way to build company unity and “synergy” than an after-hours trip to a karaoke bar. You can learn what musical tastes your friends have, show off your amazing rendition of Ice Ice Baby, and get so drunk that you wake up filled with regrets and a late night pizza delivery. READ MORE

Top Wedding Proposal Fails

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It's a sad lonely world for these poor losers! I'll stick to my hand from now on after seeing this. READ MORE

Fastest Driven Lap Around Manhattan

Some crazy Gumball drivers beat Alex Roys record for driving around the entire Manhattan island in record time... with no speeding tickets or run-ins with the police. READ MORE

Evilchili Investigates: Fact or Fiction Adult Version

After watching the show Myth Busters, I decided it was time to do a little investigating of my own. Since the show is made for television, they can't answer the questions we are all really wondering. Call me Sherlock fucking Holmes because I'm about to uncover some of lives greatest mysteries. READ MORE

Buggati Veyron In A Street Race

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Is it normal that I maybe got a half chub from this video? I bet I could compete in a race such as this with my mom's mini-van. I heard if you put jet fuel in the tank instead of unleaded; it works wonders. READ MORE

The 9 Worst Roommates You Will Ever Have

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A good roommate can be a great way to keep you company and help split the cost of rent. A bad roommate, on the other hand, is like a case of AIDS. He or she can take away your freedom, independence and ultimately, your will to live, until you are a shell of the person you once were. Here are the nine worst. READ MORE

The Wrong Way To Take A Breath-A-Lyzer

This guy apparently didn't get the memo that you have to breathe into the machine, not try to take a swing out of it. READ MORE

This Is Our Universe And You Can't Comprehend It

I watched this after smoking two bowls. I think I'm going to go sit outside on a lawn chair and watch the clouds pass and just think this whole thing through. If I'm not back in 4 hours, someone call my mom. READ MORE

Emails From Assholes: Horse Farm

Original ad: I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!! From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org Hey, I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested. Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick me up READ MORE {break} READ MORE

12 Funny Finger Faces

Your fingers have a lot more purposes than you'd think. Get your mind out of the gutter for a moment and check out this gallery. READ MORE

Why Indie Culture is Ruining Everything

If you are an adult who is still trying to be cool, you have failed. READ MORE
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