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The Philosophies of Various Drug Users

They've all got their own take on life. Here's a breakdown. READ MORE

You'll Never Be This Hardcore

I would never be able to keep up with whatever sort of bender this guy went on. He got carried away when he was high and listening to that "We don't need no water, let the mother f*cker burn" song. READ MORE

Drug Dealers Vs. Software Programmers

Drug Dealers: Refer to their clients as "users". Software Programmers: Refer to their clients as "users". Drug Dealers: "The first one's free!" Software Programmers: "Download a free trial version..." READ MORE

EvilChili's Tips for Achieving Happiness in Life

EvilChili shows you the path to satisfaction. All night long. READ MORE

Top 15 Funniest Tweets

I thought twitter was just full of idiots with iphones and too much time on their hands, but apparently some of those idiots are actually funny. Like these ones. READ MORE

Texts From Last Early Evening: Amish Edition

It's just like Texts From Last Night. Except with Amish people. READ MORE

Thanks News, For The Awesome Image

I'm really glad they chose to use that particular image, it really makes the whole thing a lot more vivid. READ MORE

Facebook Trends That Need to Happen

With all these Facebook memes running around, we decided we'd come up with a few of our own. Let's make these the next big thing! READ MORE

#YOLO Has Gone Too Far

It seems that every town idiot is now using the trendy hashtag #YOLO to explain their dangerous and stupid decisions. YOLO, meaning You Only Live Once, comes from the root word herpes. READ MORE

Jesse Pinkman: Ever Since I Met You

Spoiler Warning, this contains footage from all the seasons. If you are anything like me, this pause between the beginning and end of this season is driving me crazy. READ MORE

The Iphone 4 & FaceTime: The End To Booty Calls?

We’ve all been there. It’s 3:45AM and you’ve just got done drinking a half a bottle of UV Blue and you’re starting to get the urge to bang the slightly husky girl you spotted in math class last semester and traded numbers with when you were both hammered at a Halloween party which you both went to alone because no one wants to hang out with someone who was caught masturbating in the public library. READ MORE

Happy God Damn Weekend

Here's your daily dose of sh*t I found from around the web that entertained me, if it doesn't do the same for you then write about it on your twitter because I don't give 2.44444 (repeating of course) shits. READ MORE

Sexy Girl Fails With A Shotgun

OUTGOING PLUG

Maybe she should have put more of the recoil pressure on her boobs. It could have saved her a great deal of pain and embarrassment. READ MORE
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