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The Most Depressing People on Earth, Pt. 1

Since talking about depressing places was so much fun, after all... READ MORE

When You're Too Fat To Skateboard...

Some people aren't gifted with good genes. This kid is no exception. READ MORE

You Need To Buy This Shirt

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Get them while they're still hot off the press! READ MORE

Chris Rock Is Voting for the Whitest Candidate

Undecided on which candidate you’re voting for this election? Chris Rock thinks pretty highly of one particular candidate — Barry Obama. During a two-minute spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the comedian lists all the reasons to vote for the “whitest” candidate. READ MORE

A Few Short Messages Which Must Be Read

I feel like there are a few things which need to be addressed. Since the only people who use snail mail are either my ex-girlfriends with there "child support" or my Grandma with Alzheimer's sending Christmas cards once a month, they are delivered to you via the interweb. READ MORE

Breaking Bad in Alabama

The main character’s name is Walter White and people only thought that the name was for an insane chemist on a television show, until now. READ MORE

EvilChili's Guide to Manliness

Our first piece of advice: RRRAAARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! READ MORE

The New Worst Song Ever

Move aside Rebecca Black, these two twats are here to make you sound like an angel. READ MORE

A New Way To Tell If Your Partner Is Cheating

Apparently this chick devised a full proof plan to see if her boyfriend was cheating on her. She insisted on smelling his shlong to see if it has the "scent of a women". This entire story smell's fishy to me. READ MORE

The Laying down Game

Grab your camera, give it to someone, lay face down where you shouldn't and have them take your picture. Strange. READ MORE

Tom Is Dead

TechCrunch is reporting that Tom — Myspace's founder and the perennial first friend for every new Myspace member — has finally given up on Myspace himself. Well, either "given up" or been forced out as part of a corporate shake-up. READ MORE

The Five Worst Profanities And Swears

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In the spirit of improving the profane, maintaining the art in vulgarity, the good and decent filth merchants at BroBible have asked me to provide a list of the best and worst profanities, slurs and insults. Here's a list of them! READ MORE

Become Our Fan On Facebook

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Do you like EvilChili? Do you sometimes salivate at the sight of tatter tots? As long as you can admit to one of the aforementioned, you will definitely want to become a fan of EvilChili on Facebook! READ MORE

Are You A Racist?

I already know I'm not. I would have gone over there and helped the dumbass out. We could have split the profits so we could double team a midget stripper and check one thing off my bucket list. READ MORE
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