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10 Reasons You Should Watch Justin Beibers New Music Video

...according to comments on YouTube. These ten reasons are so motivating and thought provoking that I found myself almost listening to it, then I felt the feeling of two testicles which have fallen and returned to watching videos of kittens dying. READ MORE

CMT Awards Remind Me Why I Hate Country Music

Anything that takes 'Red Solo Cup' seriously is something that I just can't take seriously. READ MORE

Two Hotties Play In The Snow In Bikini's

OUTGOING PLUG

The only thing colder than their chosen activity is the way the girl on the right was dumped by her ex-boyfriend!!!!!!!! READ MORE

Shows My Girlfriend Makes Me Watch: Fashion Police

It's exactly like COPS, except not at all. READ MORE

Aurora Massacre Victim Saved By Birth Defect

Petra arrived at the hospital with a shotgun pellet lodged in her brain, and the doctors were not optimistic. According to Strait, even if she managed to survive the injury, Petra still had considerable brain damage to look forward to. READ MORE

You're 21! Navigating the Five Regions of the Beer Aisle

The beer aisle is the most interesting section of the supermarket, and if you're not careful, you could get lost among the many selections available to you. This helpful guide will give you an idea of where to go to get what you want. READ MORE

Ripping Ass Is No Joke

I remember a time when I could fart anywhere I wanted, and not fear the repercussions of authorities. I also remember a time when I couldn't. It was called NAZI GERMANY! READ MORE

The Best Reporter Ever

I think every city needs a reporter like this. Can we clone him and just put him all around the country? READ MORE

Best Bowling Spare Ever

Who says a gutter ball is bad? Bowling is a sport considered to be relatively ambiguous, non-athletic, and not very popular at all. READ MORE

Happy Valentines Day From EvilChili

I believe you will find this card satisfactory for your Valentines Day. I prefer to tell everyone to enjoy their VD. READ MORE

Meet the Vuvuzela

More than anything else, this year's World Cup has introduced the planet to the "vuvuzela" — the "stadium horn" responsible for every match sounding like it's under siege by a swarm of angry bees. READ MORE

A Video Game Only The Internet Could Create

The internet has a way of coming up with some pretty brilliant ideas for a variety of different things. When it comes to video games, this is especially true. Here's a little gem I found while stumbling through websites, waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in. READ MORE

Tips For Dating A Religious Girl

I went to church one time back in high school (I heard something about a free pancake breakfast afterward and I was locked out of the house after a series of unfortunate events involving a fire extinguisher, two hookers, and a trumpet), and I learned a few things about chicks that have values and a faith life. Dating a religious girl is a lot different than dating a normal human being. They do creepy things like refuse to abort their kids, buy giant rosary beads and use them for their anal cavity, and talk about God a lot. READ MORE

Random Acts of Teamwork

Without teamwork, you wouldn't have ever been born. Outside of the bedroom, it is pretty important too. READ MORE
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