First dates are sometimes the most excruciatingly awkward experiences. “What town are you from? What are your pets’ names? What’s your favorite color?” Seriously, are you trying to get to know me or hack into my Yahoo account? It’s best to follow this guide to ensure that you’re getting involved with the right girl and that it will be all smooth sailing from the first date to your inevitable divorce.
What sort of uptight jerk doesn't want his pregnant wife exposed to second-hand pot smoke? That kid is going to be such a buzzkill. The kind of buzzkill that goes around drawing pictures on people's doors. READ MORE
I feel like there are a few things which need to be addressed. Since the only people who use snail mail are either my ex-girlfriends with there "child support" or my Grandma with Alzheimer's sending Christmas cards once a month, they are delivered to you via the interweb. READ MORE