I wish I could be part of something that meaned something. Like a world record setting parade filled with girls wearing Bikini's. Too bad I don't have a perky set of man boobs and a shaved back. READ MORE
Hidden behind an oversized head and permanent smile, the true thoughts and feelings of those gleeful amusement park mascots remain a mystery to the vast majority of us. What are their secret hopes and aspirations? Are they satisfied with their lives, or are they unfulfilled, like a high school gym coach who spends most of his free-time watching a highlight reel of his senior year football team and Facebook stalking the cheerleaders?
Sometimes you just need to jump into a pose and snap a picture, because something behind you is too priceless to not share with the rest of the world. Whether it be a boner, animals making love, or an extremely hideous woman. READ MORE
Usually when I think of YouTube comments, all that comes to mind is "FIRST" and people saying racial slurs and questioning each others sexual preferences. Here is a collection of actually funny comments! READ MORE
When worn as it was meant to be worn, a hat can be the perfect complement to an outfit, or at the very least, a protective piece of headgear. Sadly, all too often, hat-wearers prefer to turn this article of clothing into a giant neon sign on the top of their head that brightly displays one message: “I am a douchebag.” READ MORE
I think we have all been in the situation where a relationship is about to end and you’re just trying to figure out the next few steps… sort of like when you’re first starting a job. Follow this guide and you’ll be sure to come out on top of the negotiations. READ MORE