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A Field Guide to the Four Major Types of Homeless People

Stop in any bookstore, and you'll find dozens of guides to all the fine restaurants and museums that any given major city can offer you. What you won't find is a book on how to deal with the homeless. Clearly, we needed to fill this niche. READ MORE

Keep It Classy, Reuters

Reuters reported on the event with the following caption to the above image: "Walter Dix of the U.S. crosses the finish line ahead of compatriot Tyson Gay to win the men's 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League track meet in Eugene, Oregon July 3, 2010." READ MORE

Five Sitcoms We'll Probably See Next

We could definitely see people watching these shows. READ MORE

Old Man Takes On Five Guys

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Never doubt the strength of old people. Sure, he probably had to go home and lay down on his heat pad and he's probably about two years from breaking his hip in the shower... but badass none-the-less. READ MORE

A Guide to the Awful Types of Hats

When worn as it was meant to be worn, a hat can be the perfect complement to an outfit, or at the very least, a protective piece of headgear. Sadly, all too often, hat-wearers prefer to turn this article of clothing into a giant neon sign on the top of their head that brightly displays one message: “I am a douchebag.” READ MORE

There's a New Zodiac Sign. And it's Mine...

The true story of a dude who just found out he was an Ophiuchus... READ MORE

A Word about Masculinity... Written By A Hot Girl

In this day and age, men in their 20’s are finding it increasingly acceptable to reject their God-given qualities. A high percentage of heterosexual men, typically within the age range of 20-27, have chosen to forfeit their masculinity in exchange for a new set of behaviors. READ MORE

The Best Pumpkin Memes

Looks like the nerds actually left their computers long enough to create some neat pumpkins. Here is our collection of the best ones. READ MORE

Behind the scenes with River Island in LA

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Not only did they produce one of our favourite high street spring summer collections this year, River Island have a sun-bleached, irreverent and wholly enjoyable slice of Americana campaign video to back it up. READ MORE

The Most Badass Kid Ever

I hope someday my kid will turn out like this. Drunk, crazy, and stealing presents. READ MORE

So... This Really Happened

Two women were arrested after they tried to take the body of a dead relative on to a plane in Liverpool. According to BBC News, "Staff became suspicious when they tried to check in 91-year-old Curt Willi Jarant, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday." READ MORE

Emails From Assholes: Horse Farm

Original ad: I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!! From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org Hey, I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested. Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick me up READ MORE {break} READ MORE

War Cry of the Grizzly Bear Father: EvilChili's Patented Parenting Tips

In response to Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, we tell you how to really make sure your kid succeeds and/or develops a severe emotional disorder. READ MORE

An Awkward Boyfriend's Letter to Forever 21

Shedding light on a serious problem. READ MORE
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