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Amazing 4 Year Old Pianist

This kid is better at piano than you will ever be. I think he is ready to start giving instructions. READ MORE

Things That Are No Longer Funny

We're guilty of using some of these for humor. We're sorry. READ MORE

The Horrible Truth Behind the Guy Who Plays Mickey Mouse at Disney World

Hidden behind an oversized head and permanent smile, the true thoughts and feelings of those gleeful amusement park mascots remain a mystery to the vast majority of us. What are their secret hopes and aspirations? Are they satisfied with their lives, or are they unfulfilled, like a high school gym coach who spends most of his free-time watching a highlight reel of his senior year football team and Facebook stalking the cheerleaders? READ MORE

Things You Notice About High School When You Return as an Adult

High school still sucks. Just, like, in a much funnier way. READ MORE

Football Season Is In The Air

Can you feel it? There’s an energy, an excitement crackling through the air. It’s as if Mother Nature herself knows that in less than a month, our world will be completely changed. Sundays will no longer be a day of rest. Monday nights will no longer consist of a dreary happy hour or a quiet night at home. READ MORE

The Five People You Meet During Election Season

SPOILER: Most of them are really annoying. READ MORE

'Barbie Flu' Spreading in Ukraine

I'm not sure how you feel about this, but dating a barbie doll isn't exactly attractive. In fact, it's downright creepy as hell. This phase is taking over Ukraine and lets hope we can kill it before it hits the states. READ MORE

The 10 Weirdest Medical Conditions

I never realized how lucky I am to not be deformed or a freak of nature until I looked through this list. READ MORE

Zach Galifianakis Greeting Cards!

Zach Galifianakis has made a career out of finding himself niche roles. He is the best of the best at being fat, hairy and awkward. We at Evilchili say, why should he confine his talents to the big screen? Haven't we all felt that we could use the services of someone who is professionally fat, hairy and awkward? With this in mind, we present "Galifanakis Greetings." These customized greeting cards say all the things that you might want to say, but Zach Galifanakis will say much better. Enjoy! READ MORE

Things That Don't Impress Girls on the First Date

Men, I learned these the hard way. Don't make my mistakes. READ MORE

7 Ways To Get People To Actually Care About The Climate Change

Climate change: we’ve all heard of it. We know it’s bad. But one of the biggest problems facing scientists and environmental activists right now is getting people to actually care about climate change. In the face of the internet, iPods and airline fare cuts, it’s hard to give a crap about the possibility that some day the children of the children that we might have will be fighting for scraps of food in an overheated wasteland that even Wall-E wouldn’t know what to do with. Here I propose some practical solutions to put climate change on the map. READ MORE

Eleven Baffling (Real) Children's Books

Sex, politics, and racism. Just another day in the children's section of the library. READ MORE

14 Cops You Could Easily Outrun

I had to run from the cops once. Apparently masturbating in the bushes outside a Victoria's Secret isn't deemed "socially acceptable" by the powers that be. I wish the cop had been severely overweight because I wouldn't have a criminal record and a police tail whenever I go near a mall. READ MORE

EvilChili Investigates: Classroom Note Passing

We did a little bit of gonzo journalism over the last few weeks and injected a "student" in a local middle school. The variety of notes she intercepted is... troubling. After a four week course, preparing her "how 2 tlk like a 12 yr old", we felt she was ready to move in. READ MORE
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