Thomas Edison died in 1931, so I can assure you that none of these utterly idiotic ideas came from him. This are the type of ideas you joke with your friends about when drunk but never actually take action on; unless you're really stupid and have a bunch of money left over from dead parents; parents who would have advised you against inventing something so dumb.
4Chan Sends Justin Bieber To North Korea
Kim Jong-Il and Justin Bieber are soon to be fast friends after 4Chan members voted for days to send the young singer there as part of the "My World Tour" Twitter voting contest which asked fans to vote on which country he should tour next, without restriction on which countries could be included in the vote.
Football Season Is In The Air
Can you feel it? There’s an energy, an excitement crackling through the air. It’s as if Mother Nature herself knows that in less than a month, our world will be completely changed. Sundays will no longer be a day of rest. Monday nights will no longer consist of a dreary happy hour or a quiet night at home.