Some fool on Craiglist is giving away this adorable doll for free. People just don't value priceless items like this anymore. Yesterday I caught my girlfriend trying to throw away her tampon. She should know better, 30 minutes in the wash and its as good as new.
I bought some poppers and sparklers to play with when it turns midnight tonight. I figured sparkly / exploding things have to be awfully entertaining when I'm black out drunk. They also, unfortunately, could be quite dangerous. But it's a risk I'm willing to take.