More often than not, fast food restaurants serve as boxing rings for customer confrontations, meltdowns, and heated outbursts. These shrines and sanctuaries dedicated to scarfing down pattie after pattie of processed meat and superized Diet Coke have the Hulk-like ability to provoke deranged, confrontational hysteria in certain members of the human species.
If I wasn't 40 lbs overweight and broke, I'd consider going to a concert and giving this a try. I'd worry that people would use this as a chance to grab at my large package though. I often worry people are just waiting for an excuse to give the old garden hose a tug.