So you're having a pretty crappy day, huh? Yeah, life can have that effect on people. Luckily, we have compiled a list which by the time you've completed browsing, you'll be happier than a retard at the county fair.
What you don't see in this video is all the crap stained underpants after nearly getting killed. I had a life or death experience just the other day when the lawn mower that I had tied up to a stolen Walmart courtesy scooter I was driving ran over a box of nails I forgot was in the yard.