If you men are having trouble summoning the ambition to keep your No-Shave November promise for prostate cancer, here are some amazing mustaches to keep you striving forward as your girlfriend complains.
So keep those mustaches growing! You're almost half-way there!
Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's. It must be the lighting in here. I probably got one of those fake ID's that only works under black light.