If you men are having trouble summoning the ambition to keep your No-Shave November promise for prostate cancer, here are some amazing mustaches to keep you striving forward as your girlfriend complains.
So keep those mustaches growing! You're almost half-way there!
What's the most shocking thing you could hear about a former classmate? That they had a kid? That they died? That they got arrested for slaying a goat? Nooo. Those are things everyone does, you dumbass. The most shocking thing you could find out is OBVIOUSLY that someone who went to your high school… did porn.