Allowing anyone on the internet to ask a question and keep their identity confidential is just asking for every idiot with a luke warm IQ to post. After going through dozens of questions, I can honestly say I feel dumber then when I began.
My dog passed #1 in his class during obedience training, but even after that strict education, he'd never be able to do this. Imagine if you owned this dog. You could get laid 2-3 times a month, just by taking him to raging kegger parties.