Zach Galifianakis has made a career out of finding himself niche roles. He is the best of the best at being fat, hairy and awkward. We at Evilchili say, why should he confine his talents to the big screen? Haven't we all felt that we could use the services of someone who is professionally fat, hairy and awkward? With this in mind, we present "Galifanakis Greetings." These customized greeting cards say all the things that you might want to say, but Zach Galifanakis will say much better. Enjoy!