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We Put A Rover On Mars But…

We managed to fly a rover over 35 million miles to reach mars. Then we managed to make it land and take pictures and scientific data and send it back to us on earth while we all watched in awe. That is awesome and all, but how come a few simple things haven’t been fixed.
Such As…
Why don’t vending machines accept slightly wrinkled dollar bills?
Why don’t we have hovercraft skateboards like in the movie Back To The Future?
Why can’t we find an energy source that doesn’t pollute the planet (we have, but why can’t we use it?)
Televisions don’t have a button that makes the lost remote make a beeping noise?
We can’t skip more than five songs on Pandora at a time?
I like to sleep on my side, but there are no headphones that make that comfortable.
YouTube videos need to buffer.
Soda goes flat before I’m finished drinking it.
Mosquitos still exist.
There is no actual cure for a hangover.
There is no 4G coverage in my bathroom.

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