I would totally have a messy relationship with Megan Fox. Even if it meant that she'd have to yell at me a lot and tell me that I'm not good enough for her. I mean, she already has "Brian" tattooed right by her cooter. I'm pretty much destined to be with her.
Everyone knows when you're the dictator of a country, it's your job to set the fashion standards. These dictators knew that in the midst of genocide in your nation, its important to rule with a strong and highly decorative fist.