I now truly believe that Morgan Freeman could narrate any story and somehow make it touching and tingly in your spine, or other places... depends on the type of literature.
Some days I dream about Morgan Freeman narrating my life. I'd have to add a little bit of drama in, maybe text an old girlfriend or get sent to prison for a crime I didn't commit. Regardless, he has the voice of an angel.
So what I want to know is if your girlfriend reads this book, does that constitute cheating and/or an open relationship?