I think we can all agree that greeting cards are just the deterrent you encounter before actually getting the present you care about. We all know that awkward moment when you have to pass your gift card around the room for everyone to read. Imagine passing one of these.
Camp counselors are assigned to different camps everywhere to keep the campers in line and make sure that they are having fun during camp. Sometimes they can be a little bit "out there" and sometimes they can give campers memories for quite some time.