I think we can all agree that greeting cards are just the deterrent you encounter before actually getting the present you care about. We all know that awkward moment when you have to pass your gift card around the room for everyone to read. Imagine passing one of these.
Commuting to work is the only American pastime that is more boring than baseball. That being said, let’s take a look at some of the ways in which you can more efficiently make my daily commute a pants-shitting nightmare, okay?