I think we can all agree that greeting cards are just the deterrent you encounter before actually getting the present you care about. We all know that awkward moment when you have to pass your gift card around the room for everyone to read. Imagine passing one of these.
Climate change: we’ve all heard of it. We know it’s bad. But one of the biggest problems facing scientists and environmental activists right now is getting people to actually care about climate change. In the face of the internet, iPods and airline fare cuts, it’s hard to give a crap about the possibility that some day the children of the children that we might have will be fighting for scraps of food in an overheated wasteland that even Wall-E wouldn’t know what to do with. Here I propose some practical solutions to put climate change on the map.
If there's one thing better than watching a witless moron inadvertantly inflicting large amounts of pain on themselves it's when the person in question is an attractive female. Specifically an attractive female wearing revealing swimwear.