Hidden behind an oversized head and permanent smile, the true thoughts and feelings of those gleeful amusement park mascots remain a mystery to the vast majority of us. What are their secret hopes and aspirations? Are they satisfied with their lives, or are they unfulfilled, like a high school gym coach who spends most of his free-time watching a highlight reel of his senior year football team and Facebook stalking the cheerleaders?
I watched this after smoking two bowls. I think I'm going to go sit outside on a lawn chair and watch the clouds pass and just think this whole thing through. If I'm not back in 4 hours, someone call my mom.