It's a new year again. Too bad I can't wait for 50 years from now, when I can do things that I've never been able to do before. Like get sick and die. Hope your new year doesn't suck as much as the last one.
Some fool on Craiglist is giving away this adorable doll for free. People just don't value priceless items like this anymore. Yesterday I caught my girlfriend trying to throw away her tampon. She should know better, 30 minutes in the wash and its as good as new.