It's a new year again. Too bad I can't wait for 50 years from now, when I can do things that I've never been able to do before. Like get sick and die. Hope your new year doesn't suck as much as the last one.
EvilChili has been getting a lot of emails recently from fans that’re looking to date people of similar website interests (completely normal). We decided to start posting their listings to help them find the mate of their dreams. Even if their dreams involve drug mules and invasive airport security searches. Sidenote: everyone who is fans with EvilChili on Facebook is eligible.