I think all of us guys have dealt with an overly attached girlfriend. Whether she secretly cut chunks of your hair off in your sleep and taped them to her scrapbook or went through your phone every night, we feel your pain.
Check out as this Drake parody featuring the Overly Attached Girlfriend hits Youtube.
My parents probably began to worry I was retarded when for a 2nd grade assignment; we were supposed to write about what we wanted to be when we grew up. I wrote that I wanted to be a cheetah. Having a top speed of 70 MPH would make me a lot like a Scion or Kia!
See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in costumes singing and dancing like a marching band of merry freaks come out of nowhere and scare the living crap out of you. The only good thing about this happening would be those hot chicks!