I think all of us guys have dealt with an overly attached girlfriend. Whether she secretly cut chunks of your hair off in your sleep and taped them to her scrapbook or went through your phone every night, we feel your pain.
Check out as this Drake parody featuring the Overly Attached Girlfriend hits Youtube.
Whether or not I’m going to hell for what I write is no longer at question, it’s just whether or not I have to take the stairs or elevator down there at this point. Therefore, I’d like to pass along some wisdom on College parties. They’re a lot like the deodorant aisle at a Walmart. They reek of axe deodorant body spray, fat people, and stale beer.