I often remark to myself, 'Gosh, if only there was a vending machine filled with these!' when I find myself in need of odd items, like eggs and used panties. Now... look no further! Coming to a dimly lit alley near you!
What you don't see in this video is all the crap stained underpants after nearly getting killed. I had a life or death experience just the other day when the lawn mower that I had tied up to a stolen Walmart courtesy scooter I was driving ran over a box of nails I forgot was in the yard.