Every day, thousands of beggars go to work. Sure, their job doesn’t have a steady paycheck, government benefits, or paid vacation time, but what it does have is a lot of B.S. Watch as this news team discovers a lady pretending to be crippled, begging for change. Then later, as she transforms herself in a minivan and turns into a normal person, WHO CAN WALK!

I say this is no crime, nor is it fraud, rather it's a miracle. That minivan which she hops into each night has magical healing powers, and that should be the real story here. Imagine a minivan capable of healing the masses of handicapped people. They could charge $5.00 for each one and make a killing each day! That is the real story, here.

But in all seriousness, I hope that chick gets hit by a car so she actually has a reason to be begging.