I say this is no crime, nor is it fraud, rather it's a miracle. That minivan which she hops into each night has magical healing powers, and that should be the real story here. Imagine a minivan capable of healing the masses of handicapped people. They could charge $5.00 for each one and make a killing each day! That is the real story, here.
But in all seriousness, I hope that chick gets hit by a car so she actually has a reason to be begging.