Katy Perry's recently filmed appearance on Sesame Street has been pulled from the programming due to upset parents. EvilChili sat down with Elmo to discuss the situation, as well as his strategies for rising to stardom.
Women value honesty in a relationship. I remember one time I had a girl convinced I was Batman so she wouldn't think it was weird that I sleep in an abandoned mineshaft on an old mattress. She broke it off because of my lying (at least that's what my Mom said). Anyway, take it after this guy if you ever want to get touched where you pee.