A Volvo races through south LA with 25 cops in persuit. The suspect(s) begin throwing wads of money out the windows into the streets. "It's our neighborhood stimulus package!" resident Diane Dorsey told the Los Angeles Times.
I bought some poppers and sparklers to play with when it turns midnight tonight. I figured sparkly / exploding things have to be awfully entertaining when I'm black out drunk. They also, unfortunately, could be quite dangerous. But it's a risk I'm willing to take.