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The Dark Knight Rises: Some Lines We Want to Hear

The Dark Knight Rises is on its way to theatres, marking only the second time in history that jocks, nerds, and the world at large will agree on how awesome something is. Now, we're not trying to rewrite what is probably a fantastic screenplay, but there are some lines we think NEED to be in this film for it to live up to its full potential Lines like. . .

"This guy's getting to be a real Bane in my ass!"
-Batman

"Wayne Enterprises, meet Bane Enterprises!"
-Bane

"Finally, a villain who isn't clowning around."
-Batman

"There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. Not exactly a rainstorm, per se. You might call it. . .a Bane-storm."
-Catwoman

"Despite not being in office for very long, our beloved DA had a huge impact on Gotham. You could say that Harvey made quite. . .a dent."
-Gordon

"Ra's al Ghul? More like R'as al Dead!"
-Batman

"I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!"
-Catwoman

"Tip-top and cheerio, Master Wayne!"
-Alfred

"This guy is really playing in the Big Leagues. . .of Shadows!"
-Batman

"Screw The Avengers"
-Everyone. Just, everyone.

Joe Oliveto

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