So you're having a pretty crappy day, huh? Yeah, life can have that effect on people. Luckily, we have compiled a list which by the time you've completed browsing, you'll be happier than a retard at the county fair.
Step 1: Print this picture and hang it over your desk.
Step 2: Be uplifted by this inspiring corgi cross stitch.
Step 3: Feel Pretty
Step 4: Imagine you are this penguin.
Step 5: Feel empowered.
Step 6: These dogs are on your side.
Step 7: And this dog with a goat will fight for you as well.
Step 8: Be happy that you aren't one of these people:
Step 9: Be happy that these are not your taco shells.
Step 10: Hey look, Johnny Depp had to iron cheese sandwiches too!
Step 11: Allow yourself to enjoy these pictures of dogs.
AND NOW YOU FEEL BETTER! GET OUT THERE AND KICK ASS!
What does that mean? He gets lost in the dryer? You need two of Him to make a pair? He can be used as a puppet? He comes in crew-cut or no-show? He was scrunched in the '80s? He smells after a long day? You can pick Him up at Target? Only dorks wear Him with sandals?