So you're having a pretty crappy day, huh? Yeah, life can have that effect on people. Luckily, we have compiled a list which by the time you've completed browsing, you'll be happier than a retard at the county fair.
Step 1: Print this picture and hang it over your desk.
Step 2: Be uplifted by this inspiring corgi cross stitch.
Step 3: Feel Pretty
Step 4: Imagine you are this penguin.
Step 5: Feel empowered.
Step 6: These dogs are on your side.
Step 7: And this dog with a goat will fight for you as well.
Step 8: Be happy that you aren't one of these people:
Step 9: Be happy that these are not your taco shells.
Step 10: Hey look, Johnny Depp had to iron cheese sandwiches too!
Step 11: Allow yourself to enjoy these pictures of dogs.
AND NOW YOU FEEL BETTER! GET OUT THERE AND KICK ASS!
The Catholic Church recently held a two day retreat to train its priests in the practice of exorcism. One of our writers was lucky enough to attend. He will now share with you what he learned from the experience.
I have been writing a blog for just over eight years. It is a great blog and contains the wittiest stuff on the internet. I have had over five hits on my blog during the time it has been running and not all of those have been people I asked to go there.