So you're having a pretty crappy day, huh? Yeah, life can have that effect on people. Luckily, we have compiled a list which by the time you've completed browsing, you'll be happier than a retard at the county fair.
Step 1: Print this picture and hang it over your desk.
Step 2: Be uplifted by this inspiring corgi cross stitch.
Step 3: Feel Pretty
Step 4: Imagine you are this penguin.
Step 5: Feel empowered.
Step 6: These dogs are on your side.
Step 7: And this dog with a goat will fight for you as well.
Step 8: Be happy that you aren't one of these people:
Step 9: Be happy that these are not your taco shells.
Step 10: Hey look, Johnny Depp had to iron cheese sandwiches too!
Step 11: Allow yourself to enjoy these pictures of dogs.
AND NOW YOU FEEL BETTER! GET OUT THERE AND KICK ASS!
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