There is no better way to build company unity and “synergy” than an after-hours trip to a karaoke bar. You can learn what musical tastes your friends have, show off your amazing rendition of Ice Ice Baby, and get so drunk that you wake up filled with regrets and a late night pizza delivery.
First dates are sometimes the most excruciatingly awkward experiences. “What town are you from? What are your pets’ names? What’s your favorite color?” Seriously, are you trying to get to know me or hack into my Yahoo account? It’s best to follow this guide to ensure that you’re getting involved with the right girl and that it will be all smooth sailing from the first date to your inevitable divorce.