I'm not sure how you feel about this, but dating a barbie doll isn't exactly attractive. In fact, it's downright creepy as hell. This phase is taking over Ukraine and lets hope we can kill it before it hits the states.
More often than not, fast food restaurants serve as boxing rings for customer confrontations, meltdowns, and heated outbursts. These shrines and sanctuaries dedicated to scarfing down pattie after pattie of processed meat and superized Diet Coke have the Hulk-like ability to provoke deranged, confrontational hysteria in certain members of the human species.