I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness.
EvilChili has been getting a lot of emails recently from fans that’re looking to date people of similar website interests (completely normal). We decided to start posting their listings to help them find the mate of their dreams. Even if their dreams involve drug mules and invasive airport security searches. Sidenote: everyone who is fans with EvilChili on Facebook is eligible.