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“I hate snow.”

“It’s snowing again?!?!”

“NO MORE SNOW!!!!”

“Oh look, it’s snowing, what a surprise.”

“I can’t wait for spring.”

“I’ve never seen this much snow.”

(Editorial comment: yes, you have.)

“My dick boss is making me go to work in the snow.”

“No one ever plows the street I live on. Doesn’t Bloomberg know it’s snowing?”

“Snow is officially the worst thing ever.”

“Gotta wake up early tomorrow morning to dig my car out of the snow again.”

“Seriously there’s no way it’s supposed to snow again!”

“I am so sick of this damn snow.”

“Freakin’ snow, am I right?”

“I haven’t seen this much snow since I was a stockbroker in the 80s.”

“Why won’t the snow just leave us alone?”

“I hate snow. I hate snow and its big, snowy, stupid face.”

“Like, seriously guys, like snow and like complaining.”

“Snowpocalypse now, huh?”

“This snow is a pain in my ass.”

“Don’t watch the Weather Channel, it will only make you upset.”

“Maybe we can bargain with the snow?”

“Snow.”

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