More often than not, fast food restaurants serve as boxing rings for customer confrontations, meltdowns, and heated outbursts. These shrines and sanctuaries dedicated to scarfing down pattie after pattie of processed meat and superized Diet Coke have the Hulk-like ability to provoke deranged, confrontational hysteria in certain members of the human species.
It’s that time again. Sure, it’s not quite spring and I haven’t started getting my random erections in the line at the grocery store, but love is still in the air. Today we’d like to feature this seductive bachelorette Mildred. Remember, just being a fan of EvilChili on Facebook makes you eligible!