I am proud to say I never spent a dollar of my hard earned money on these stupid cards, therefore I have every right to make fun of all you idiot's out there who did. Let me start out by saying, "HA - HA!" and finish by saying, "LOSER!".
One thing that comes free with every tattoo purchase is lots of regret, whether it's immediate or 30 years later when you are trying to apply for a job. Nothing puts a glass ceiling on your own career like a neck tattoo.