This is what happens when you let your dog watch too many cartoons. Next thing you know, he's belting out the Batman theme song and humiliating you in front of girls you fantasize about having sexual intercourse with. Damn you pug, damn you!
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Only in America can you walk into a Walgreens, get a flu shot, then buy an HIV test with a bottle of tequila in case you get bad news. Even better, you can get an entire days’ worth of calories from just one meal at McDonald’s! Talk about efficiency eating.
In this day and age, men in their 20’s are finding it increasingly acceptable to reject their God-given qualities. A high percentage of heterosexual men, typically within the age range of 20-27, have chosen to forfeit their masculinity in exchange for a new set of behaviors.