This is what happens when you let your dog watch too many cartoons. Next thing you know, he's belting out the Batman theme song and humiliating you in front of girls you fantasize about having sexual intercourse with. Damn you pug, damn you!
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My dog passed #1 in his class during obedience training, but even after that strict education, he'd never be able to do this. Imagine if you owned this dog. You could get laid 2-3 times a month, just by taking him to raging kegger parties.
There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to Boob Terminology to help you figure out what boob term to use in a given situation.
Women's sports leagues around the nation finally figured out that the only way people would actually watch their events, was if the girls were wearing really sexy outfits. These next twelve pictures are dedicated to that brilliant idea.