This is what happens when you let your dog watch too many cartoons. Next thing you know, he's belting out the Batman theme song and humiliating you in front of girls you fantasize about having sexual intercourse with. Damn you pug, damn you!
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Thomas Edison died in 1931, so I can assure you that none of these utterly idiotic ideas came from him. This are the type of ideas you joke with your friends about when drunk but never actually take action on; unless you're really stupid and have a bunch of money left over from dead parents; parents who would have advised you against inventing something so dumb.