This is what happens when you let your dog watch too many cartoons. Next thing you know, he's belting out the Batman theme song and humiliating you in front of girls you fantasize about having sexual intercourse with. Damn you pug, damn you!
If you enjoyed it as much as me and my mom did, hit LIKE!
My parents probably began to worry I was retarded when for a 2nd grade assignment; we were supposed to write about what we wanted to be when we grew up. I wrote that I wanted to be a cheetah. Having a top speed of 70 MPH would make me a lot like a Scion or Kia!