Thomas Edison died in 1931, so I can assure you that none of these utterly idiotic ideas came from him. This are the type of ideas you joke with your friends about when drunk but never actually take action on; unless you're really stupid and have a bunch of money left over from dead parents; parents who would have advised you against inventing something so dumb.
I have been writing a blog for just over eight years. It is a great blog and contains the wittiest stuff on the internet. I have had over five hits on my blog during the time it has been running and not all of those have been people I asked to go there.