Thomas Edison died in 1931, so I can assure you that none of these utterly idiotic ideas came from him. This are the type of ideas you joke with your friends about when drunk but never actually take action on; unless you're really stupid and have a bunch of money left over from dead parents; parents who would have advised you against inventing something so dumb.
First dates are sometimes the most excruciatingly awkward experiences. “What town are you from? What are your pets’ names? What’s your favorite color?” Seriously, are you trying to get to know me or hack into my Yahoo account? It’s best to follow this guide to ensure that you’re getting involved with the right girl and that it will be all smooth sailing from the first date to your inevitable divorce.
We all know that every girl who reads Cosmopolitan magazine has a little rat dog that they keep in their coach purse and feed treats while they sit in class texting and checking their makeup by reversing the camera on their Iphone that their daddy just bought them for not getting pregnant their first semester of college.
Kim Jong-Il and Justin Bieber are soon to be fast friends after 4Chan members voted for days to send the young singer there as part of the "My World Tour" Twitter voting contest which asked fans to vote on which country he should tour next, without restriction on which countries could be included in the vote.