Thomas Edison died in 1931, so I can assure you that none of these utterly idiotic ideas came from him. This are the type of ideas you joke with your friends about when drunk but never actually take action on; unless you're really stupid and have a bunch of money left over from dead parents; parents who would have advised you against inventing something so dumb.
I had to run from the cops once. Apparently masturbating in the bushes outside a Victoria's Secret isn't deemed "socially acceptable" by the powers that be. I wish the cop had been severely overweight because I wouldn't have a criminal record and a police tail whenever I go near a mall.
These album covers are so awkward that I actually felt uncomfortable looking at them. I want to know how desperate of a record label you have to be to actually sign these people. I'm going to go wash my hands with bleach and look at pictures of airbrushed women now.