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The World's Best Daughter

No, this isn't that news article about the girl born without a vagina. It might actually touch you, in that non-creepy way. Like, you won't wake up in a empty apartment in the Bronx with your pants off. You know, the type where you might start to tear up, or stop hitting people when you're mad for a few days.

On a sidenote, I'm 20 and her social skills are far better than mine. I wouldn't have thought to change outfits before the paramedics show up. I'd probably still be in my underpants and wife beater with Cheeto and mustard stains. Hell, I'm not sure if I'd even want to pause Halo 3 to grab the phone.

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