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Keep It Classy, Reuters

Posted on 7/13/2010

In case you missed it, there was a big track and field battle.

Reuters reported on the event with the following caption to the above image: "Walter Dix of the U.S. crosses the finish line ahead of compatriot Tyson Gay to win the men's 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League track meet in Eugene, Oregon July 3, 2010."

Or as they summed up so eloquently in the headline:
Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

Oh, bravo, Reuters! (Can you hear my sarcastic clap?)

What would the headline have been if Gay had won?
Gay wins, Dix sucked

Hey, look at me! I could be a professional news journalist!

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