Posted on 5/19/2010 at 9:59AM

Do you find that your garden gnomes just aren’t pleasing you anymore?

Do you have $7,500 and literally nothing at all to spend it on?

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

If you answered yes to the first two questions and no to the last question then, listen up! Your wildest dream is about to come true! What? No. The planet Tatooine is not real. Sorry. Your second wildest dream is about to come true!

You can now own a Jurassic-sized T-Rex statue! Design TOSCANO's largest-ever sculpture stands at 22 feet long and 11 feet tall with “rows of menacing teeth” and “a fearsome tail and scaly skin”.

This is $7,500 of pure badassery, people. You need this. Your garden would never be the same. Call your mom downstairs and see what she thinks!