Why You Should Never Pass Out On The BeachOUTGOING PLUG Posted on 09/06/2010 by Brian Weiss
I passed out on the beach once. I woke up with 2 feet of sand covering my entire body and beer bottles all around me. For all I know, I could have been teabagged by a hot chick too. READ MORE
10 Great Things Hippies Have Given the WorldPosted on 09/06/2010 by Joseph Oliveto
Labor Day special! Many mock followers of the hippie movement for claiming to be about peace while spending most of their time getting high, listening to bad jam bands, and condemning anyone who is vaguely conservative or dislikes Phish. Well, Evilchili is here to celebrate, in great detail, all the major accomplishments of this profound subculture. READ MORE
The Worst Music Video You Will Ever SeePosted on 09/05/2010 by Brian Weiss
There are somethings which you wish you never saw. Like the time my 95 year old neighbor walked around his front yard naked calling for his dog which died ten years ago. This is another one of those things. READ MORE
Three Jobs That Aren't As Cool as They Look on ScreenPosted on 09/02/2010 by Joseph Oliveto
Hollywood makes everything look cooler than it actually is. I just wish someone told me this when I was thinking about what I wanted to be growing up... READ MORE
Blonde Chick Has a MishapOUTGOING PLUG Posted on 09/02/2010 by Brian Weiss
Blonde girls should be required to wear helmets and floaties at all times. It would greatly improve their chances of survival. READ MORE
Pathetic First Day of School PicturesPosted on 09/02/2010 by Brian Weiss
Billy Madison once said, "Off to school, off to school, to prove to daddy that I'm not a fool". Luckily for him, his dad didn't insist on taking an awkward photo of him for his departure. Luckily for us, these parent's decided to. READ MORE
The Real Reason Guys Watch TennisOUTGOING PLUG Posted on 09/01/2010 by Brian Weiss
It's not because they enjoy wearing sweaters tied around their neck, its really because they enjoy the extensive amount of bouncy cleavage being displayed before them. READ MORE
The Lady Gaga Guide to Musical RevolutionPosted on 09/01/2010 by Joseph Oliveto
Lady Gaga seems to be the biggest thing to happen to pop music in quite a while, gaining fans young and old. Many have praised her for being smart and edgy, claiming that she is unafraid to push the conventional boundaries of the music industry and challenge typical audience perceptions. With that in mind, let’s take a closer look at just how she has managed to craft such a revolutionary image for herself.
(The answer is "stupidly.") READ MORE
Your Dog Will Never Be This CoolPosted on 08/31/2010 by Brian Weiss
My dog passed #1 in his class during obedience training, but even after that strict education, he'd never be able to do this. Imagine if you owned this dog. You could get laid 2-3 times a month, just by taking him to raging kegger parties. READ MORE
Zoe Saldana Is The Hottest Calvin Klein Model EverOUTGOING PLUG Posted on 08/31/2010 by Brian Weiss
While scouting the hot actresses on the red carpet for tonight's Emmy's (we'll have all the photos in the morning), we spotted a commercial starring Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein's "Nothing to Hide" underwear. We're pretty sure the videos and photos and have been out for a while now, but it's the first we've seen of them, so we thought we'd share. READ MORE
Back to School Special: Making a Good Impression at CollegePosted on 08/30/2010 by Joseph Oliveto
Summer's over, and it's time to head back to school. Here's a guide to making a good impression. READ MORE
Cleavage Vs. Car DriftingOUTGOING PLUG Posted on 08/30/2010 by Brian Weiss
This is a good way to test out the g-forces in your car. Just put a girl with massive milk jugs in the front seat and your pedal to the floor. READ MORE
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