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CMT Awards Remind Me Why I Hate Country Music
Anything that takes 'Red Solo Cup' seriously is something that I just can't take seriously. READ MORE
The 18 Best Intersections In The World
You know civil engineers have senses of humor too. They are just a lot dryer and more boring senses of humor. Here's a prime example. READ MORE
All You Need To See From Jesse James Interview
Jesse James broke his silence Tuesday on Nightline where he confessed and apologized for cheating on Sandra Bullock. I was too busy at half-priced bottle of wine night and I'm assuming you were too busy reading this blog to catch the interview. READ MORE
The Diary of a Lolcat
The shocking true story of one cat's rise to stardom, and his inevitable, drug-fueled downfall. Plus, WE HAVE CUTE PICTURES OF KITTENS! READ MORE
15 of The Most Epic Mustaches Ever
There once was a time when having a mustache didn't mean you were on a sex offenders database. A time when mustaches of all shapes and sizes had the freedom to roam the earth, however they may please. That time has passed. All that's left are these photographs. READ MORE
Jacks Pizza Is SO F*cking Good
Jack's Frozen Pizza is SO f*cking good. People talk shit about it and say it's no good. I beg to differ. I eat this shit all the time. It's fucking delicious. I only eat the plain cheese ones. READ MORE
Bathroom Signs From Around The World
I thought I knew what I was doing when I went to the bathroom, but I guess not. Thankfully, these funny bathroom signs are here to help explain things! READ MORE
Epic Crowd Surfing FailOUTGOING PLUG
If I wasn't 40 lbs overweight and broke, I'd consider going to a concert and giving this a try. I'd worry that people would use this as a chance to grab at my large package though. I often worry people are just waiting for an excuse to give the old garden hose a tug. READ MORE
The Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme
Everyone has had that moment where they missed a giant sexual cue and then later want to punch themselves in the genitalia for it. Here is a funny collection of them, known as the "Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme". READ MORE
A Eulogy for Four Loko
We mourn the passing of a beverage that brought the world joy, then sadness, then a little more joy, then crushing depression, then temporary amnesia. All in the space of half an hour. READ MORE
Four Reasons Why Serial Killers Use Vans
After being forced to use a Mini-Van through my pimply faced, innocent high school dating years, I came up with a list of benefits which Mini-Vans offer to those who prefer to hunt hookers and hitchhikers. READ MORE
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