Every Halloween party needs a person who thinks he is far more clever than he actually is. Here's a little guide to help you be that person. READ MORE

Urban Dictionary may be fun for parties, but what we really need in this day and age is a dictionary which can help us successfully navigate the suburbs. With its cookie-cutter houses, perfectly manicured lawns, and thinly veiled prejudice, suburbia can be a confusing place. Below, we’ve provided you with a list of some key terms to help you understand the folks who reside there a little bit better… READ MORE

The amazing Mars landing has brought us some stunning photographs. Scientists now have to learn as much as they can about this neighboring planet. READ MORE

Every day, millions of people suffer from vertigo video syndrome. A problem which has become so rampant in first world countries, that both youths and adults complain about it for an estimated 4 minutes and 43 seconds in their lifetime. Help stop vertigo video syndrome. READ MORE

Normally, YouTube comments is where the dumbest people in the world write the first “FRIST” and various racial slurs over and over, but every now and then there is some gold. Here is that gold. READ MORE

I realize Bieber was only a baby lesbian when Mitch Hedberg died but that joke is straight from his material: READ MORE

If Obama understood the people, he'd understand that we're too drunk for a text message at this hour... READ MORE

I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. READ MORE

This should be used to communicate to aliens... I think it would actually work. All those voices in harmony is amazing. READ MORE

Everyone accidentally sends a wrong number text form time to time, but not everyone follows up with something hilarious! Here is a collection of the funniest wrong number texts! READ MORE

I'll take care of her in these tough times... READ MORE

Since talking about depressing places was so much fun, after all... READ MORE

You might forget to leave your Facebook logged in somewhere public and later find that you have changed your sexual preferences rather drastically and may even be a different sex all together. That isn't as bad as this... READ MORE

Let's dust off some classics. READ MORE