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Fastest Driven Lap Around Manhattan
Some crazy Gumball drivers beat Alex Roys record for driving around the entire Manhattan island in record time... with no speeding tickets or run-ins with the police. READ MORE
Top 10 Funniest License Plates
Next time you have to pick out a vanity license plate, keep a few of these good ones in mind. The good people at the DMV have been slipping! READ MORE
Clever Advertisements
Before you all start chanting "FAKE", none of these were photoshopped. Marketers are getting more and more creative. READ MORE
Anyone Care For Drugs?OUTGOING PLUG
Viral Internet Videos. My Anti-Drug. I really can't make fun of her too much though. I often confuse potholes for bathtubs too. Just last week I was caught naked in a pothole in Brooklyn. The bastards didn't even let me rinse the shampoo out. READ MORE
Twelve Funniest Misspelled Tattoo's
It's funny when something you have put on your body for the rest of your miserable existence is spelled wrong. These people will probably never live it down... that's assuming they eventually figure out the correct spelling. READ MORE
Drug Dealers Vs. Software Programmers
Drug Dealers: Refer to their clients as "users".
Software Programmers: Refer to their clients as "users".
Drug Dealers: "The first one's free!"
Software Programmers: "Download a free trial version..." READ MORE
Tales From the Honest Psychic!
If a fortune-teller was forced to tell the truth, she'd go out of business. But, it'd be pretty funny. READ MORE
New Way To Meet Chicks: Dream Clubs
Forget golfing, sailing or Match.com. According to The New York Times, 32-year-old Lily Michaud, of Portland, Oreg., met her husband in a "dream club." READ MORE
This Panda Can Dance Better Than You
I've been known to bust a move or two (or a load or two while dirty dancing), but I think we can all agree that this panda know's how to move his private parts suggestively. READ MORE
When A Stare Is Worth 1000 Words
Sometimes camera angles can get people into trouble... along with a lot of jealously. My favorite has to be the nun. READ MORE
Seth MacFarlane Hits Home Run With “Ted”
“Ted”, a comedy about a grown man with a teddy bear for a best friend, has to be one of the funniest comedies released in quite some time. READ MORE
Wolf Mystery Is RevealedOUTGOING PLUG
Wolves have been spotted roaming about London town, spooking the hell out of drunken people, mutilating people’s pets and generally being mysterious and wolf-like. READ MORE
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