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Punting Midgets Relieves Stress
This Just In! We have just heard from various highly intelligent doctors that punting midgets relieves more stress than vigorous sex! Finally, midgets have a purpose in society. READ MORE
Chick Gets Offered A Free PunchOUTGOING PLUG
...and immediately regrets it. One time I gave my friend offered me a free reach around when we were both in the drunk tank in Ocean City. I don't remember much after that. Heh. Seriously, though. READ MORE
15 Animals On Computers
Animals, like humans, enjoy the warm glow of a computer screen dishing out that soft electric light. Dogs and cats seem to be the mainstream pet to put on a computer, but there are also some that may come as a surprise to you. READ MORE
Five Tips to Recession-Proof Your Life!
The economy may be in the dumps, but by taking these helpful tips into account, you'll be on your way to riches (or prison) in no time! READ MORE
The Five Types of People At The Gym
The gym brings a nice variety of people that you can make fun of. I did my best of summarizing them all. READ MORE
Farmers Insurance Remix Jingle
Hip-hop is a sample-based culture. A hook from a 1980s Chaka Khan song might serve as the basis for an early 2000s-era Kanye West song, for instance. It’s not only older songs, though, anything can be turned into a beat; even dialogue and background music from Scooby Doo, or in the case of today’s specimen, a commercial jingle. READ MORE
Random Acts of Teamwork
Without teamwork, you wouldn't have ever been born. Outside of the bedroom, it is pretty important too. READ MORE
You're 21! Navigating the Five Regions of the Beer Aisle
The beer aisle is the most interesting section of the supermarket, and if you're not careful, you could get lost among the many selections available to you. This helpful guide will give you an idea of where to go to get what you want. READ MORE
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