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The Best Reporter Ever
I think every city needs a reporter like this. Can we clone him and just put him all around the country? READ MORE
The Top 10 Party Schools ListOUTGOING PLUG
I'm surprised my community college isn't on there. We always get hammered in the wood tech room and play with the various saws. That's pretty College-Crazy, right? READ MORE
EvilChili Personal: Mildred Albertson
It’s that time again. Sure, it’s not quite spring and I haven’t started getting my random erections in the line at the grocery store, but love is still in the air. Today we’d like to feature this seductive bachelorette Mildred. Remember, just being a fan of EvilChili on Facebook makes you eligible! READ MORE
LL Cool J Is A BAMF
In case you have been without power, internet, or a phone for the last few days, LL Cool J beat the living crap out of an intruder in the middle of the night at his house. READ MORE
10 Ways To Enhance Your Spring BreakOUTGOING PLUG
The first of which is to bring girls that look like this with you. READ MORE
Moron Picks Interesting Way to Protest
Apparently we learn that General Mills advocates same sex marriage and while it is true that citizens have the right to protest, some of them are about as stupid as this guy. READ MORE
Ever Just Felt Like Dancing?
This old man is dancing like he just got his d*ck up for the first time in a decade. If that is indeed the case, I'd probably dance like a moron too. READ MORE
Ashton Kutcher's Diary of the Apocalypse
Ashton Kutcher recently told Men's Fitness that he was preparing for the apocalypse. Let's see how well he would survive it... READ MORE
12 Amazing Chest Hair Patterns
If you have a hideous amount of hair on your chest and back, you mine as well do something cool with it. Below are the 12 coolest patterns we could find. READ MORE
Oktoberfest Special: The Evolution of an American Beer Drinker
It's late September. Time for the beginning of Oktoberfest! Let's celebrate by taking a look at the overall process of becoming an American beer drinker. READ MORE
A Very Scholarly Article About Bears
Bears are our mortal enemy. Here, we look back at how pop culture has tried to help us therapuetically deal with this enemy. READ MORE
Amazing Basketball Trick Shot Impresses Girl
If this doesn't get him laid, I don't know if there is any self help book out there that will. READ MORE
One Miserable Childhood
This could be the most disturbing children's book since Everybody Poops. Parent's should definitely browse books before they let their kids start reading them. READ MORE
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