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Why Natalie Portman Should Never Put Her Degree to Use

Natalie Portman has a degree in Psychology, but we're here to explain why putting that to use is a horrible idea for the world. Also, we have hot pictures of her. Click to see. READ MORE

The Dark Knight Rises: Some Lines We Want to Hear

Not saying we're Hollywood level screenwriters around here. Cuz that'd be insulting to us. READ MORE

Cleavage Vs. Car Drifting

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This is a good way to test out the g-forces in your car. Just put a girl with massive milk jugs in the front seat and your pedal to the floor. READ MORE

Exam Answers

The best way to get points for a question you have no answer for is draw something funny. READ MORE

15 Hilarious Cake Messages

I think I'd prefer to just get a card from some of these people. Regardless, the cakes are hilarious. READ MORE

Eight Famous High School Dropouts

In today’s society, if you haven’t graduated high school you usually work at McDonalds or Taco Bell… actually probably both because those child support payments can get expensive. Here are some famous dropouts who have no problem paying their child support now. READ MORE

Christian Comedy: Excerpts From a Stand-up Special

There's Christian Rock, Christian novels, and Christian movies. But this is a comedy site, and if there's one thing we needed to find, it was a Christian stand-up comedian. Enjoy... READ MORE

Megan Fox Appears In Eminems New Music Video

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I would totally have a messy relationship with Megan Fox. Even if it meant that she'd have to yell at me a lot and tell me that I'm not good enough for her. I mean, she already has "Brian" tattooed right by her cooter. I'm pretty much destined to be with her. READ MORE

Scrappers: TV Has Lost its Mind

Scrappers is a new show from Spike that combines something no one cares about (the sale of scrap metal) with something eveyrone cares about (hilarious Italian-American stereotypes). It looks baffling and awesome all at once. READ MORE

A Wedding God Doesn't Even Approve Of

A Knoxville man was minutes from proposing to his girlfriend on a hike in Western North Carolina Friday when she was struck and killed by lightning. READ MORE

8 Really Strange Titles For Books

Maybe the authors should double check the names of their books before publishing... READ MORE

Everyone Has That 'Friend'

When you think of a goat, you usually don't think of an assh*le bully, but "Buttermilk" has some problems with bullying. READ MORE

EvilChili's Tips for Graduates

Selling out and being the heir to a fortune are all important steps on the path to success. READ MORE

Chris Rock Is Voting for the Whitest Candidate

Undecided on which candidate you’re voting for this election? Chris Rock thinks pretty highly of one particular candidate — Barry Obama. During a two-minute spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the comedian lists all the reasons to vote for the “whitest” candidate. READ MORE
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