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Tom Is Dead

TechCrunch is reporting that Tom — Myspace's founder and the perennial first friend for every new Myspace member — has finally given up on Myspace himself. Well, either "given up" or been forced out as part of a corporate shake-up. READ MORE

Zach Galifianakis Greeting Cards!

Zach Galifianakis has made a career out of finding himself niche roles. He is the best of the best at being fat, hairy and awkward. We at Evilchili say, why should he confine his talents to the big screen? Haven't we all felt that we could use the services of someone who is professionally fat, hairy and awkward? With this in mind, we present "Galifanakis Greetings." These customized greeting cards say all the things that you might want to say, but Zach Galifanakis will say much better. Enjoy! READ MORE

They Said...

Other peoples opinions and ideas are not always the best ones to go with. Here's a couple of examples. READ MORE

Things You Notice About High School When You Return as an Adult

High school still sucks. Just, like, in a much funnier way. READ MORE

The Mathematical Formulas Behind Kate Middleton's Hat Choices

We explain how glamour and beauty are all just mathematical principles! READ MORE

The College Student's 4/20 Checklist

OUTGOING PLUG

The Campus Socialite goes over all the necessities. READ MORE

15 Really Fat Animals To Make You Feel Better

Everyone talks about obesity being just a people problem, but we often overlook the animal kingdom. Someone throw these fatasses on a leash and tie them up to a treadmill for a few hours. READ MORE

The Dumbest People on Facebook

Some people really shouldn't be allowed on facebook, and I'm not just talking about old people and emo kids. Here's some evidence behind my reasoning. READ MORE

The Uncovered Secrets of America's Former Leaders

Anthony Weiner isn't the only one with something to hide. READ MORE

Shows My Girlfriend Makes Me Watch: Dance Moms

In this installment, we take on our first, um, 'reality' show. READ MORE

Great First Date Tips That No One Will Teach You

First dates are sometimes the most excruciatingly awkward experiences. “What town are you from? What are your pets’ names? What’s your favorite color?” Seriously, are you trying to get to know me or hack into my Yahoo account? It’s best to follow this guide to ensure that you’re getting involved with the right girl and that it will be all smooth sailing from the first date to your inevitable divorce. READ MORE

Miracle Minivan Heals Handicapped Woman

Do you believe in miracles? Well you might want to start. It appears a minivan in NYC is capable of curing a woman's crippling disabilities in the blink of an eye. Like Superman entering a phone booth, she emerges a new woman. READ MORE

The Secret Thoughts of Your Cat

Behind that cuteness lies a black, black heart. READ MORE

Did Sarah Palin Get A Boob Job?

The big question everyone has been asking on the Internet the past 24 hours… Well, you just read it in the title… Did Sarah Palin get a boob job? READ MORE
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