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Chick With Some Epically Awesome Thighs

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She must workout her thighs a lot to get such a well sculpted body. This didn't give me an erection. READ MORE

Miss USA Is Smoking Hot

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In case you weren't already aware of it, you might want to check out how hot this broad is. I'd totally have an illegitimate child with her. READ MORE

10 Questions We Have About '50 Shades of Grey'

We should have made it 50 questions, right? Oh well. READ MORE

Liam Neeson Goes On ESPN

He clearly doesn't know anything about football and doesn't care to learn about it at all. READ MORE

Inspirational Quotes, Slightly Modified

Let's dust off some classics. READ MORE

Breaking Bad in Alabama

The main character’s name is Walter White and people only thought that the name was for an insane chemist on a television show, until now. READ MORE

A Word about Masculinity... Written By A Hot Girl

In this day and age, men in their 20’s are finding it increasingly acceptable to reject their God-given qualities. A high percentage of heterosexual men, typically within the age range of 20-27, have chosen to forfeit their masculinity in exchange for a new set of behaviors. READ MORE

Shows My Girlfriend Makes Me Watch: What Not to Wear

Another installment of the most poorly informed column ever written by someone not employed by NewsCorp! READ MORE

Three Apps We Want Someone to Invent

I actually don't have an iPhone. These probably exist already. READ MORE

Scrappers: TV Has Lost its Mind

Scrappers is a new show from Spike that combines something no one cares about (the sale of scrap metal) with something eveyrone cares about (hilarious Italian-American stereotypes). It looks baffling and awesome all at once. READ MORE

EvilChili Investigates: Classroom Note Passing

We did a little bit of gonzo journalism over the last few weeks and injected a "student" in a local middle school. The variety of notes she intercepted is... troubling. After a four week course, preparing her "how 2 tlk like a 12 yr old", we felt she was ready to move in. READ MORE

New Way To Meet Chicks: Dream Clubs

Forget golfing, sailing or Match.com. According to The New York Times, 32-year-old Lily Michaud, of Portland, Oreg., met her husband in a "dream club." READ MORE
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