Mack A. Player: Professor of Awesome

Who said lawyers were boring professionals with no game? Not this guy! He's been a macking player since the day he was born. READ MORE

Death by Raisins: A Cautionary Tale of Gluttony

An epic, inspiring tale of one man's struggle for life. Fuck raisins. READ MORE

13 Pumpkins Only A Nerd Will Understand

If you're a nerd, there is a good chance you'll enjoy these pumpkins. If not, well maybe you can figure it out. READ MORE

How To Steal Your Neighbors WIFI

So you forgot to pay your cable bill last month and your internet got shut off? Just follow this simple guide to getting free internet - FOR LIFE! READ MORE

The Grad Student Translator

Because they are as confused by what they are saying as you are. Trust me. READ MORE

Plastic Surgeries Gone Wrong

Sometimes it's better to just leave your body the way God made it. Here is an nice collection of some plastic surgeries that went horribly wrong. READ MORE

If You Could Be Spiderman

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If you're a creative person, you can win your own Spider-Man adventure. Sounds pretty killer doesn't it? Check this out for more information. READ MORE

Miracle Minivan Heals Handicapped Woman

Do you believe in miracles? Well you might want to start. It appears a minivan in NYC is capable of curing a woman's crippling disabilities in the blink of an eye. Like Superman entering a phone booth, she emerges a new woman. READ MORE

A User's Guide To Boob Terminology

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There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to Boob Terminology to help you figure out what boob term to use in a given situation. READ MORE

New Way To Meet Chicks: Dream Clubs

Forget golfing, sailing or Match.com. According to The New York Times, 32-year-old Lily Michaud, of Portland, Oreg., met her husband in a "dream club." READ MORE

Tired of Holding Up Your Own Head?

Taylor Gifts (that place where your doctor recommended you buy all your medical supplies) is selling what I can only describe as the single most amazing invention since labia lipstick. READ MORE

The 18 Best Talk Show Screenshots

Talk shows tend to attract some of the strangest people and situations on earth. We managed to compile together a list of the oddest ones so that you don't actually have to watch these shows! READ MORE

Nerd Violence Breaks Out At ComicCon

If you weren't cool enough to make it to Comic-Con, then you missed out on some really great stuff. David Hasselhoff had a party bus. And some other things went on... specifically... READ MORE