Shit Girls Don't Say

If I ever meet a girl who says stuff like this, I'm marrying her. No need for a prenuptial agreement. READ MORE

First Images of Mars Released

The amazing Mars landing has brought us some stunning photographs. Scientists now have to learn as much as they can about this neighboring planet. READ MORE

The Drunk Baby Meme

This drunken baby sure does have a lot of interesting things to say. Ahh, to be young again. READ MORE

What Rave Parties Looked Like In 1997

If you were around 21 during this time period, you might want to check for yourself in this video... and pray first. READ MORE

#YOLO Has Gone Too Far

It seems that every town idiot is now using the trendy hashtag #YOLO to explain their dangerous and stupid decisions. YOLO, meaning You Only Live Once, comes from the root word herpes. READ MORE

They Will Never Have A Girlfriend

Sometimes the ugliest of kids turn out to be the most attractive of adults... and sometimes they don't. It's all up to genetics and how many drugs you do. Check these out. READ MORE

New Year’s Day Traditions Besides Searching for Your Other Damn Sock

As it turns out, the rest of the world can be just as weird as we are. READ MORE

Baby Got Beat

OUTGOING PLUG

Looks like somebodies kid got into the stash of candy. So is this why all that A.D.D. medicine was really invented? READ MORE

10 Ways To Enhance Your Spring Break

OUTGOING PLUG

The first of which is to bring girls that look like this with you. READ MORE

The Wrong Way To Take A Breath-A-Lyzer

This guy apparently didn't get the memo that you have to breathe into the machine, not try to take a swing out of it. READ MORE

22 Uncomfortable Album Covers

These album covers are so awkward that I actually felt uncomfortable looking at them. I want to know how desperate of a record label you have to be to actually sign these people. I'm going to go wash my hands with bleach and look at pictures of airbrushed women now. READ MORE