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Compilation of People Walking Into Stuff
Everyone has had that one time when they walked into a glass door. Luckily for most of us, it wasn't captured on camera. READ MORE
The Best of YOLO
For all you old folks out there, YOLO stands for You Only Live Once. It's mostly said by stupid people before they do things they will most likely regret, and could end in herpes. Here is a collection of some funny YOLO jokes. READ MORE
Belgiums Smoking Hot Volleyball TeamOUTGOING PLUG
Belgium is currently in a state of flux politically, so it’s nice to see the Belgian contestants for Miss World helping to achieve some solidarity and have some fun playing beach volleyball in regulation swimwear. Check out the Walloons on these ladies. READ MORE
Big Man at the Poker Tables
I was checking out the funny posts on this poker joker section earlier today and it reminded me of a great story told to me by a buddy of mine. READ MORE
14 Cops You Could Easily Outrun
I had to run from the cops once. Apparently masturbating in the bushes outside a Victoria's Secret isn't deemed "socially acceptable" by the powers that be. I wish the cop had been severely overweight because I wouldn't have a criminal record and a police tail whenever I go near a mall. READ MORE
Inside The Private Planes of Arms Dealers
I'm suddenly rethinking my career as a ear lobe model. Looks like there is a lot of money in arms dealing. I guess the first step in the right direction for my new career is flying to mother Russia and stealing a stock pile of weapons from an abandoned silo. READ MORE
CMT Awards Remind Me Why I Hate Country Music
Anything that takes 'Red Solo Cup' seriously is something that I just can't take seriously. READ MORE
Screw Total
I hate healthy cereals. Not because they’re full of life-elongating vitamins and fiber to keep you regular. Not because of my childish demeanor that dictates I’m not supposed to like things that are good for me. Not even because they taste like prison ass, but because they’re sold to you through false advertising. Allow me to explain. READ MORE
They Will Never Have A Girlfriend
Sometimes the ugliest of kids turn out to be the most attractive of adults... and sometimes they don't. It's all up to genetics and how many drugs you do. Check these out. READ MORE
Images You Cannot Unsee
Ever see something that just burns itself into your memory? Well, if not, don't worry. We gathered a bunch of those very photos to burn into your retinas. READ MORE
Behind the scenes with River Island in LAOUTGOING PLUG
Not only did they produce one of our favourite high street spring summer collections this year, River Island have a sun-bleached, irreverent and wholly enjoyable slice of Americana campaign video to back it up. READ MORE
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