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20 Hairstyles That Could Be Considered Child Abuse
Lets face it, our parents were assholes who got pleasure out of dressing us up like morons. Take a look through this gallery and see if maybe you can spot a kid who had the same haircut. READ MORE
The Four Types of People In The Condom Aisle
Buying condoms is never a comfortable situation. Whether it’s 2AM and you’re rushing out drunk to get a pack for the girl you know probably has enough yeast growing in forbidden places to start a bread company, or you’re just adding it to your shopping list. Typically, you’ll see a few types of people in the condom aisle. After sitting on a stool in the condom aisle at Walmart for two hours taking notes, this is what I’ve found. READ MORE
Behind the scenes with River Island in LAOUTGOING PLUG
Not only did they produce one of our favourite high street spring summer collections this year, River Island have a sun-bleached, irreverent and wholly enjoyable slice of Americana campaign video to back it up. READ MORE
Hotty With Big Cleavage Vs. Rally CarOUTGOING PLUG
Finally, someone took my idea seriously! For the next video they should consider having her ride a dirtbike down a bumpy road. For some reason, I no longer care about all the potholes in my neighborhood. READ MORE
Clever Advertisements
Before you all start chanting "FAKE", none of these were photoshopped. Marketers are getting more and more creative. READ MORE
Mack A. Player: Professor of Awesome
Who said lawyers were boring professionals with no game? Not this guy! He's been a macking player since the day he was born. READ MORE
The SSD Angels: Fixing Broken RelationshipsOUTGOING PLUG
These days most us conduct our love lives through a laptop, but when your computer crashes so can your relationship. Which is why you have to admire these guys, traveling around replacing hard drives with pimped up solid-state drives. READ MORE
Dear 16-Year-Old Me
I bet you all wish you could go back in time and warn yourself of a few things. Take it from these people. READ MORE
Pathetic First Day of School Pictures
Billy Madison once said, "Off to school, off to school, to prove to daddy that I'm not a fool". Luckily for him, his dad didn't insist on taking an awkward photo of him for his departure. Luckily for us, these parent's decided to. READ MORE
A Carwash I'd Pay Extra ForOUTGOING PLUG
This sure beats the hell out of the fat Hispanic guy, Jeorge that washes my car once a week. READ MORE
50,000 People Sing In Harmony
This should be used to communicate to aliens... I think it would actually work. All those voices in harmony is amazing. READ MORE
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