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Tom Is Dead
TechCrunch is reporting that Tom — Myspace's founder and the perennial first friend for every new Myspace member — has finally given up on Myspace himself. Well, either "given up" or been forced out as part of a corporate shake-up. READ MORE
Zach Galifianakis Greeting Cards!
Zach Galifianakis has made a career out of finding himself niche roles. He is the best of the best at being fat, hairy and awkward. We at Evilchili say, why should he confine his talents to the big screen? Haven't we all felt that we could use the services of someone who is professionally fat, hairy and awkward? With this in mind, we present "Galifanakis Greetings." These customized greeting cards say all the things that you might want to say, but Zach Galifanakis will say much better. Enjoy! READ MORE
They Said...
Other peoples opinions and ideas are not always the best ones to go with. Here's a couple of examples. READ MORE
The College Student's 4/20 ChecklistOUTGOING PLUG
The Campus Socialite goes over all the necessities. READ MORE
15 Really Fat Animals To Make You Feel Better
Everyone talks about obesity being just a people problem, but we often overlook the animal kingdom. Someone throw these fatasses on a leash and tie them up to a treadmill for a few hours. READ MORE
The Dumbest People on Facebook
Some people really shouldn't be allowed on facebook, and I'm not just talking about old people and emo kids. Here's some evidence behind my reasoning. READ MORE
Great First Date Tips That No One Will Teach You
First dates are sometimes the most excruciatingly awkward experiences. “What town are you from? What are your pets’ names? What’s your favorite color?” Seriously, are you trying to get to know me or hack into my Yahoo account? It’s best to follow this guide to ensure that you’re getting involved with the right girl and that it will be all smooth sailing from the first date to your inevitable divorce.
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Miracle Minivan Heals Handicapped Woman
Do you believe in miracles? Well you might want to start. It appears a minivan in NYC is capable of curing a woman's crippling disabilities in the blink of an eye. Like Superman entering a phone booth, she emerges a new woman. READ MORE
Did Sarah Palin Get A Boob Job?
The big question everyone has been asking on the Internet the past 24 hours… Well, you just read it in the title… Did Sarah Palin get a boob job?
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