Undecided on which candidate you’re voting for this election? Chris Rock thinks pretty highly of one particular candidate — Barry Obama. During a two-minute spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the comedian lists all the reasons to vote for the “whitest” candidate. READ MORE

...and he sat down to talk about some of the film roles he would like to try out. Take a look at these and try to tell us they won't be classics. READ MORE

Car slides are one of the coolest actions that a person can take that involves a motor vehicle. People do them to get away from somebody chasing them, or to make for an awesome stunt in a movie, or in this case, to kick off an epic slip and slide. READ MORE

I went to church one time back in high school (I heard something about a free pancake breakfast afterward and I was locked out of the house after a series of unfortunate events involving a fire extinguisher, two hookers, and a trumpet), and I learned a few things about chicks that have values and a faith life. Dating a religious girl is a lot different than dating a normal human being. They do creepy things like refuse to abort their kids, buy giant rosary beads and use them for their anal cavity, and talk about God a lot. READ MORE

EvilChili shows you the path to satisfaction. All night long. READ MORE

I'll take care of her in these tough times... READ MORE

Shedding light on a serious problem. READ MORE

Selling out and being the heir to a fortune are all important steps on the path to success. READ MORE

The economy may be in the dumps, but by taking these helpful tips into account, you'll be on your way to riches (or prison) in no time! READ MORE

I realize Bieber was only a baby lesbian when Mitch Hedberg died but that joke is straight from his material: READ MORE

This kid has a serious future ahead of him as the Joker. This makes me worry about all the stupid shit I might have said while on anesthetics. READ MORE

Facebook gives us all a voice, but having a voice doesn't always mean you should use it. Here's a list of some of the most annoying Facebook status updates; please refrain from using them. READ MORE

The reactions of shock, awe, and disgust in this video are just priceless. This is what Chat Roulette is FOR! READ MORE

If you don't know what the Giro d’Italia is, then what rock have you been hiding under? If you hail from European shores then you will recognize it as one of the biggest cycle racing events around. READ MORE