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Why Natalie Portman Should Never Put Her Degree to Use
Natalie Portman has a degree in Psychology, but we're here to explain why putting that to use is a horrible idea for the world. Also, we have hot pictures of her. Click to see. READ MORE
15 Creepy Baby Halloween CostumesOUTGOING PLUG
If you don't mind weekly visits from Child Services, here are a few excellent children's Halloween costume ideas. READ MORE
Living the Film DreamOUTGOING PLUG
We all know that money grows on the money tree and dreams are made in the dream factory, but who are the people who run that dream factory? READ MORE
EvilChili's Tips for Graduates
Selling out and being the heir to a fortune are all important steps on the path to success. READ MORE
10 Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips
Having a child is a very overwhelming process which comes with lots of does and don't's. We think its very important to share these tips with you. READ MORE
Pedestrian Horse Follows All The Rules
This may perhaps be the most well mannered horse I've ever personally witnessed. Can someone please donate a tophat to this horse? READ MORE
A User's Guide To Boob TerminologyOUTGOING PLUG
There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to Boob Terminology to help you figure out what boob term to use in a given situation. READ MORE
Anyone Care For Drugs?OUTGOING PLUG
Viral Internet Videos. My Anti-Drug. I really can't make fun of her too much though. I often confuse potholes for bathtubs too. Just last week I was caught naked in a pothole in Brooklyn. The bastards didn't even let me rinse the shampoo out. READ MORE
Things to be Thankful for This Year
2010 wasn't all bad. If you're having trouble being grateful this Thanksgiving, take a look at our list and remember: at least you don't have swine flu! READ MORE
18 Hilarious YouTube Comments
Every now and then, funny and insightful things are actually posted on YouTube. This might come as a shock to a lot of you. READ MORE
Bizarre Celebrity Causes (Inspired by Bristol Palin)
Bristol Palin must not like her kid very much because she's now telling America's youths to not have sex before they are married. So hey, here's a list of some other celeb causes that make no sense. READ MORE
'Barbie Flu' Spreading in Ukraine
I'm not sure how you feel about this, but dating a barbie doll isn't exactly attractive. In fact, it's downright creepy as hell. This phase is taking over Ukraine and lets hope we can kill it before it hits the states. READ MORE
One Pissed Off Employee
Being an employee really sucks. Knowing that no matter how much harder you work, you are still getting cut the same paycheck has to really wear you down. I highly doubt it wears you down as much as it wore this guy down... READ MORE
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