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15 Really Strong Women
If you're into women who could easily beat the crap out of you, you will love this album we put together. READ MORE
Hurricane Sandy First World Edition
I said oh Lord Jesus it's a fire! Watch as Hurricane Sandy sweeps through a suburb and takes some trees down with it. READ MORE
Kimberly Cole Music Video Audition
This guys dance moves and pelvic thrusts are so beautiful that I am now mesmerized. He totally should play the female part. READ MORE
Sagging Your Pants Looks Stupid
I think we can all agree that this is one trend which needs to die. No one is interested in what boxers you are wearing. READ MORE
Four Most Memorable Moments From CollegeOUTGOING PLUG
Like most other college students, my class time was equally divided between pretending to pay attention and simply not paying attention. Regardless, pay attention to this article because its funny as hell. READ MORE
Top 10 Funniest License Plates
Next time you have to pick out a vanity license plate, keep a few of these good ones in mind. The good people at the DMV have been slipping! READ MORE
A Video Game Only The Internet Could Create
The internet has a way of coming up with some pretty brilliant ideas for a variety of different things. When it comes to video games, this is especially true. Here's a little gem I found while stumbling through websites, waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in. READ MORE
RoboDump v1.0
A horrible, never-ending bowel movement complete with straining grunts, horrific gas, splashes, and pee sounds. READ MORE
The Rent is 2 Damn High Shines a Light on Other Small Political Parties
In a world where the only politicians who hold high office are either Republicans or Democrats, it's only fair to make up a bunch of fake parties and elect our officials from there. READ MORE
As I Have Matured...
I've learned a few things from my days on earth. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. READ MORE
Dating Tips From A Sensitive Guy
Whoever said the bad guys always get the girl was obviously wrong. I’ve been BEST friends with my bestie Lauren for over four years now. Since I’m clearly an expert in this field, I decided to write out some tips. Contrary to popular belief, life really is a lot like The Notebook. READ MORE
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