Season 2 of Jersey Shore (Somehow) Begins
Posted on 07/29/2010 by Joseph Oliveto
American television's most intimate and provcative look at Italian American culture returns for another season of bars, hot tubs, and hilarity. READ MORE
What Not To Do When You Get A Speeding Ticket
Posted on 07/29/2010 by Brian Weiss
My gut instinct is usually to fall out my car and running around flailing my arms like I'm being attacked by a swarm of bees. You might have seen something similar in the movie Tommy Boy. This chick did just about everything you're not supposed to do. READ MORE
You're 21! Navigating the Five Regions of the Beer Aisle
Posted on 07/28/2010 by Joseph Oliveto
The beer aisle is the most interesting section of the supermarket, and if you're not careful, you could get lost among the many selections available to you. This helpful guide will give you an idea of where to go to get what you want. READ MORE
Beyond Kickball: 10 Specialized Kids Summer Camps
Posted on 07/27/2010 by Brian Weiss
All a summer camp used to need to keep kids entertained throughout the warmer months was a good ball field and a place to go swimming. Now, though, campers can while away their summer days doing all sorts of specialized camping. Let’s take a look at some camps that appeal to kids with very specific interests. READ MORE
What Life Was Like Before E-Harmony
Posted on 07/27/2010 by Brian Weiss
Before there was E-Harmony and a sex offenders database, people had to submit VHS tapes of themselves to be sent out to prospective women. Apparently mustaches and extremely ugly sweaters were the rage back then. This video will show you what life was like back then. READ MORE
Buggati Veyron In A Street Race
Posted on 07/27/2010 by Brian Weiss
Is it normal that I maybe got a half chub from this video? I bet I could compete in a race such as this with my mom's mini-van. I heard if you put jet fuel in the tank instead of unleaded; it works wonders. READ MORE
Nerd Violence Breaks Out At ComicCon
Posted on 07/26/2010 by Brian Weiss
If you weren't cool enough to make it to Comic-Con, then you missed out on some really great stuff. David Hasselhoff had a party bus. And some other things went on... specifically... READ MORE
Middle Men: The Story of The Rise of Porn
Posted on 07/26/2010 by Brian Weiss
Whenever I watch porn I always think, what were these people like growing up? Did they have daddy issue’s like strippers, or were they just drawn to their webcam like a fat kid to a freshly baked batch of brownies within 20 paces from their computer chair. Who ran these sites? Were they all registered sex offenders? READ MORE
Beyond Facebook: Determining if Your Friends Actually Like You in Three Easy Steps
Posted on 07/26/2010 by Joseph Oliveto
This whole phenomenon of "liking" things on Facebook only indicates that this popular social-networking tool is actually a roundabout way for people to get a daily ego-boost. Well, hey, if you're worried about how much people actually like you, might as well go all the way... READ MORE
Scott Mintred. Professional Writer.
Posted on 07/23/2010 by None
I have been writing a blog for just over eight years. It is a great blog and contains the wittiest stuff on the internet. I have had over five hits on my blog during the time it has been running and not all of those have been people I asked to go there. READ MORE
Jacks Pizza Is SO F*cking Good
Posted on 07/23/2010 by Brian Weiss
Jack's Frozen Pizza is SO f*cking good. People talk shit about it and say it's no good. I beg to differ. I eat this shit all the time. It's fucking delicious. I only eat the plain cheese ones. READ MORE
An Open Letter To My Fellow Commuters
Posted on 07/22/2010 by Brian Weiss
Commuting to work is the only American pastime that is more boring than baseball. That being said, let’s take a look at some of the ways in which you can more efficiently make my daily commute a pants-shitting nightmare, okay? READ MORE
Is Lindsay Lohan Getting Hotter?
Posted on 07/22/2010 by Brian Weiss
For a celebrity, life in the tabloids must be like a public, never-ending series of unflattering Facebook pictures that you can't untag. Are you a November '07 fan? Or maybe you prefer Lindsay's latest work: her July 2010 mugshot? Personally, my favorite is July 2007, because I like my bitches drunk and coked up outta their skulls! READ MORE
A Field Guide to the Four Major Types of Homeless People
Posted on 07/21/2010 by Joseph Oliveto
Stop in any bookstore, and you'll find dozens of guides to all the fine restaurants and museums that any given major city can offer you. What you won't find is a book on how to deal with the homeless. Clearly, we needed to fill this niche. READ MORE
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