A Video Game I'll Probably Get Addicted To

OUTGOING PLUG

Video games are a lot like crack cocaine for me. I usually gain a lot of weight and ... wait disregard that part; I usually can't stop using them until my family stages an intervention. READ MORE

Tips for Making the Best Out of Bonnaroo!

We're not going, so yeahhhhh. READ MORE

14 Hilarious Wrong Number Texts

Everyone accidentally sends a wrong number text form time to time, but not everyone follows up with something hilarious! Here is a collection of the funniest wrong number texts! READ MORE

Who I Want On My Side For The Zombie Apocalypse

This guy seems to know what he's doing. I think I'd just follow him around and offer occasional humor relief. READ MORE

EvilChili's Traditional Irish Recipes for St. Patrick's Day

When having read Angela's Ashes is enough to make you Irish! READ MORE

The Pretentious Douchebag Reviews The Dark Knight

The Pretentious Douchebag is a college sophomore who recently transferred to your university. He’s a journalism student now, but he took one introductory film course at his old school when trying to decide upon a major. He now reviews movies in the college newspaper and his mommy dresses him funny. These are his stories. READ MORE

The Frat Bro Walrus

OUTGOING PLUG

You are going to enjoy watching the most pimping walrus ever. READ MORE

The 8 Worst Album Covers of All Time

These artists could be gifted with the voices of angels. They could have been an apprentice of Mozart. Hell, they could even have rockstar drug addictions and multiple relationships with members of their sex which far exceed them in looks... but one they do not have are good album covers. READ MORE

So, Your Team Didn't Make it to the Super Bowl...

Hey Packers fans! Hey Steelers fans! Go die. READ MORE

The Horrible Secret About Fast Food

We didn't know it was exactly a secret that fast food was horrible. READ MORE

Animal Abilities I'd Love To Have

My parents probably began to worry I was retarded when for a 2nd grade assignment; we were supposed to write about what we wanted to be when we grew up. I wrote that I wanted to be a cheetah. Having a top speed of 70 MPH would make me a lot like a Scion or Kia! READ MORE