Facebook Status Updates That Need to Stop

Facebook gives us all a voice, but having a voice doesn't always mean you should use it. Here's a list of some of the most annoying Facebook status updates; please refrain from using them. READ MORE

The Near Miss Video Compilation

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What you don't see in this video is all the crap stained underpants after nearly getting killed. I had a life or death experience just the other day when the lawn mower that I had tied up to a stolen Walmart courtesy scooter I was driving ran over a box of nails I forgot was in the yard. READ MORE

Was 'The Little Engine That Could' Using Steroids?

The truth hurts. READ MORE

EvilChili's Traditional Irish Recipes for St. Patrick's Day

When having read Angela's Ashes is enough to make you Irish! READ MORE

An Open Letter To My Fellow Commuters

Commuting to work is the only American pastime that is more boring than baseball. That being said, let’s take a look at some of the ways in which you can more efficiently make my daily commute a pants-shitting nightmare, okay? READ MORE

Lupe Fiasco Sees His Old Neighborhood

These are probably the manliest tears I have ever seen. I came from the suburbs so I can't quite relate. READ MORE

Walking Places Is No Longer Safe

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This guy is quite possibly the luckiest man alive... as for the girls... well not so much. READ MORE

15 Signs of a Slow News Day

Every now and then the news stations have to work extra hard to come up with something newsworthy. Even if it is a local man who was forced to eat his own beard. Here is a collection. READ MORE

Big Man at the Poker Tables

I was checking out the funny posts on this poker joker section earlier today and it reminded me of a great story told to me by a buddy of mine. READ MORE

The Cynical Investor's Guide to Valentine's Day

Make money off of misery. Like a drug dealer! READ MORE

Is Lindsay Lohan Getting Hotter?

For a celebrity, life in the tabloids must be like a public, never-ending series of unflattering Facebook pictures that you can't untag. Are you a November '07 fan? Or maybe you prefer Lindsay's latest work: her July 2010 mugshot? Personally, my favorite is July 2007, because I like my bitches drunk and coked up outta their skulls! READ MORE

BP's Public Relations Twitter Account

Some genius started a Twitter account for BP Public Relations that manages to make the company look even more ridiculous than they already did. READ MORE