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15 Animals On Computers
Animals, like humans, enjoy the warm glow of a computer screen dishing out that soft electric light. Dogs and cats seem to be the mainstream pet to put on a computer, but there are also some that may come as a surprise to you. READ MORE
The Real Reason Guys Watch TennisOUTGOING PLUG
It's not because they enjoy wearing sweaters tied around their neck, its really because they enjoy the extensive amount of bouncy cleavage being displayed before them. READ MORE
War Cry of the Grizzly Bear Father: EvilChili's Patented Parenting Tips
In response to Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, we tell you how to really make sure your kid succeeds and/or develops a severe emotional disorder. READ MORE
Random Acts of Teamwork
Without teamwork, you wouldn't have ever been born. Outside of the bedroom, it is pretty important too. READ MORE
Five Special Break Up Letters
Breaking up is no easy task. Whether you do it through text message, in person, or by slashing their tire and putting an ice pick through their windshield... READ MORE
Justin Beiber: Joke Stealer
I realize Bieber was only a baby lesbian when Mitch Hedberg died but that joke is straight from his material: READ MORE
The Power of Makeup
By slowly scrolling down from the first photo to the last one, you’ll realize the true power of make-up in the right hands. READ MORE
Serious Holiday Picture FailOUTGOING PLUG
We all know the perils of going on holiday: arguing with the other half about where to eat, buying tacky gifts that looked awesome in 90 degree heat and being sat on by elephants. READ MORE
5 Reality Television Stars Who Could be Pro WrestlersOUTGOING PLUG
Our friends at The Campus Socialite find Ronnie's true calling. READ MORE
Space: The Final Paper FrontierOUTGOING PLUG
NASA might be able to put a man on the moon, but they haven’t launched a DIY weather balloon full of 200 paper planes into space yet, carrying messages from the world’s populace on hardcore SD Memory Cards, to the edge of the earth’s atmosphere–36,500 metres up–and paper-bombed Germany with them. That’s innovation! READ MORE
The 8 Worst Album Covers of All Time
These artists could be gifted with the voices of angels. They could have been an apprentice of Mozart. Hell, they could even have rockstar drug addictions and multiple relationships with members of their sex which far exceed them in looks... but one they do not have are good album covers. READ MORE
Fall Flavors We'll Never See
It's autumn, and that means it's time to enjoy a lovely line of candles and coffees inspired by the season. Strangely, you know what flavor we've never seen? Pumpkin Spice antidepressants. READ MORE
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