Vampires are hot these days, so they must be doing something right that other men are oblivious to. By studying their ways, perhaps you, too, can be a killer ladies' man. READ MORE

Everyone has had that one time when they walked into a glass door. Luckily for most of us, it wasn't captured on camera. READ MORE

Since talking about depressing places was so much fun, after all... READ MORE

Anything that takes 'Red Solo Cup' seriously is something that I just can't take seriously. READ MORE

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with. READ MORE

Some people aren't gifted with good genes. This kid is no exception. READ MORE

If this doesn't get him laid, I don't know if there is any self help book out there that will. READ MORE

Tune in next week for their next big music video, "Snap Yo Neck". READ MORE

I'll take care of her in these tough times... READ MORE

The reactions of shock, awe, and disgust in this video are just priceless. This is what Chat Roulette is FOR! READ MORE

This is hypnotic. You might not be able to stop watching. I can't promise you will get anything done today. READ MORE

Mixing having a sex life and video games is no easy task. Especially if you spend 12 hours a day playing Call of Duty and the rest masturbating. READ MORE

I went to church one time back in high school (I heard something about a free pancake breakfast afterward and I was locked out of the house after a series of unfortunate events involving a fire extinguisher, two hookers, and a trumpet), and I learned a few things about chicks that have values and a faith life. Dating a religious girl is a lot different than dating a normal human being. They do creepy things like refuse to abort their kids, buy giant rosary beads and use them for their anal cavity, and talk about God a lot. READ MORE

It's late September. Time for the beginning of Oktoberfest! Let's celebrate by taking a look at the overall process of becoming an American beer drinker. READ MORE