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All You Need To See From Jesse James Interview

Jesse James broke his silence Tuesday on Nightline where he confessed and apologized for cheating on Sandra Bullock. I was too busy at half-priced bottle of wine night and I'm assuming you were too busy reading this blog to catch the interview. READ MORE

The End of Your Days of Privacy

I remember a time when a man could pull off to the side of the road and pick up two hookers without having to look over his shoulders for a car mounted with camera's. READ MORE

What Rave Parties Looked Like In 1997

If you were around 21 during this time period, you might want to check for yourself in this video... and pray first. READ MORE

DV Investigates: A Girl Who Went To My High School Did Porn

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What's the most shocking thing you could hear about a former classmate? That they had a kid? That they died? That they got arrested for slaying a goat? Nooo. Those are things everyone does, you dumbass. The most shocking thing you could find out is OBVIOUSLY that someone who went to your high school… did porn. READ MORE

New Year’s Day Traditions Besides Searching for Your Other Damn Sock

As it turns out, the rest of the world can be just as weird as we are. READ MORE

School Bans “Dirty Dancing” After Cleaning Bodily Fluids Off Floor

One Philadelphia area high school has banned “dirty dancing” due to “inappropriate touching” leading to the janitors having to “[clean] bodily fluids off the floor.” READ MORE

EvilChili Personal: Mildred Albertson

It’s that time again. Sure, it’s not quite spring and I haven’t started getting my random erections in the line at the grocery store, but love is still in the air. Today we’d like to feature this seductive bachelorette Mildred. Remember, just being a fan of EvilChili on Facebook makes you eligible! READ MORE

The Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme

Everyone has had that moment where they missed a giant sexual cue and then later want to punch themselves in the genitalia for it. Here is a funny collection of them, known as the "Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme". READ MORE

#YOLO Has Gone Too Far

It seems that every town idiot is now using the trendy hashtag #YOLO to explain their dangerous and stupid decisions. YOLO, meaning You Only Live Once, comes from the root word herpes. READ MORE

The Dark Knight Rises: Some Lines We Want to Hear

Not saying we're Hollywood level screenwriters around here. Cuz that'd be insulting to us. READ MORE

A Movie Every Kid From the 90s Wants to See

If you grew up in the decade of OJ, this is destined to be the greatest film you have ever seen. READ MORE

Megan Fox Appears In Eminems New Music Video

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I would totally have a messy relationship with Megan Fox. Even if it meant that she'd have to yell at me a lot and tell me that I'm not good enough for her. I mean, she already has "Brian" tattooed right by her cooter. I'm pretty much destined to be with her. READ MORE

Most Epic Senior Photo Ever

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This is by far the most epic senior photo I have ever seen. I bet the ladies were all over him after this. READ MORE

Things That Are Difficult To Say While Drunk

I happen to be one of those people that no one ever knows is drunk, because I simply just go mute after I’ve had a few too many. Those who aren’t like me run into these problems READ MORE
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