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BP's Public Relations Twitter Account
Some genius started a Twitter account for BP Public Relations that manages to make the company look even more ridiculous than they already did. READ MORE
One Pissed Off Employee
Being an employee really sucks. Knowing that no matter how much harder you work, you are still getting cut the same paycheck has to really wear you down. I highly doubt it wears you down as much as it wore this guy down... READ MORE
7 Odd Vending Machine Items
I often remark to myself, 'Gosh, if only there was a vending machine filled with these!' when I find myself in need of odd items, like eggs and used panties. Now... look no further! Coming to a dimly lit alley near you! READ MORE
Your Dog Will Never Be This Cool
My dog passed #1 in his class during obedience training, but even after that strict education, he'd never be able to do this. Imagine if you owned this dog. You could get laid 2-3 times a month, just by taking him to raging kegger parties. READ MORE
Miss USA Is Smoking HotOUTGOING PLUG
In case you weren't already aware of it, you might want to check out how hot this broad is. I'd totally have an illegitimate child with her. READ MORE
The Naughty Coke MachineOUTGOING PLUG
I've never slept with a vending machine personally, but I know a few people who might be desperate enough to. READ MORE
Kiss Cam Brings Out True Love
Beer will never leave you. Beer will never complain about you coming home late with friends. Beer will never get jealous when you're with other beers. I love beer. READ MORE
The Worst Moviegoers You Will Ever Run Into
You know what sucks about movie theaters? ANYONE can use them. Maybe we need to change that... READ MORE
Oh, This Country We Live In
Only in America can you walk into a Walgreens, get a flu shot, then buy an HIV test with a bottle of tequila in case you get bad news. Even better, you can get an entire days’ worth of calories from just one meal at McDonald’s! Talk about efficiency eating. READ MORE
Six (Horrible) People You Run Into at the Gym
These people will always make sure that the process of working out is hilarious and/or terrifying. READ MORE
Then The Fight Started...
Smartass comments have an odd ability to really piss people off. Here are just a few examples of that very thing occurring. Careful, don't try any of those lines on your wife... READ MORE
50,000 People Sing In Harmony
This should be used to communicate to aliens... I think it would actually work. All those voices in harmony is amazing. READ MORE
Cleavage Vs. Car DriftingOUTGOING PLUG
This is a good way to test out the g-forces in your car. Just put a girl with massive milk jugs in the front seat and your pedal to the floor. READ MORE
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