When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Luckily we all know that Sarah Jessica Parker is safe and sound. READ MORE

I got stuck in a closet a few weeks ago when I was playing with my toy soldiers. After about 30 minutes of wailing my roommate came to my rescue, so I sort of feel this guys pain... READ MORE

I watched this after smoking two bowls. I think I'm going to go sit outside on a lawn chair and watch the clouds pass and just think this whole thing through. If I'm not back in 4 hours, someone call my mom. READ MORE

When you think of a goat, you usually don't think of an assh*le bully, but "Buttermilk" has some problems with bullying. READ MORE

Your fingers have a lot more purposes than you'd think. Get your mind out of the gutter for a moment and check out this gallery. READ MORE

I often remark to myself, 'Gosh, if only there was a vending machine filled with these!' when I find myself in need of odd items, like eggs and used panties. Now... look no further! Coming to a dimly lit alley near you! READ MORE

It's like getting a life sentence, except you'll probably have more sex in prison. READ MORE

Love yourself by laughing at others! READ MORE

Climate change: we’ve all heard of it. We know it’s bad. But one of the biggest problems facing scientists and environmental activists right now is getting people to actually care about climate change. In the face of the internet, iPods and airline fare cuts, it’s hard to give a crap about the possibility that some day the children of the children that we might have will be fighting for scraps of food in an overheated wasteland that even Wall-E wouldn’t know what to do with. Here I propose some practical solutions to put climate change on the map. READ MORE

MTV, why? READ MORE

I remember a time when a man could pull off to the side of the road and pick up two hookers without having to look over his shoulders for a car mounted with camera's. READ MORE

Why set goals you know you won't meet? READ MORE

The most anticipated show of the summer has spawned some hilarious parodies. Get ready for the season to start this Sunday! READ MORE

TechCrunch is reporting that Tom — Myspace's founder and the perennial first friend for every new Myspace member — has finally given up on Myspace himself. Well, either "given up" or been forced out as part of a corporate shake-up. READ MORE