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Chick With Some Epically Awesome ThighsOUTGOING PLUG
She must workout her thighs a lot to get such a well sculpted body. This didn't give me an erection. READ MORE
Miss USA Is Smoking HotOUTGOING PLUG
In case you weren't already aware of it, you might want to check out how hot this broad is. I'd totally have an illegitimate child with her. READ MORE
Liam Neeson Goes On ESPN
He clearly doesn't know anything about football and doesn't care to learn about it at all. READ MORE
Breaking Bad in Alabama
The main character’s name is Walter White and people only thought that the name was for an insane chemist on a television show, until now. READ MORE
A Word about Masculinity... Written By A Hot Girl
In this day and age, men in their 20’s are finding it increasingly acceptable to reject their God-given qualities. A high percentage of heterosexual men, typically within the age range of 20-27, have chosen to forfeit their masculinity in exchange for a new set of behaviors. READ MORE
Shows My Girlfriend Makes Me Watch: What Not to Wear
Another installment of the most poorly informed column ever written by someone not employed by NewsCorp! READ MORE
Scrappers: TV Has Lost its Mind
Scrappers is a new show from Spike that combines something no one cares about (the sale of scrap metal) with something eveyrone cares about (hilarious Italian-American stereotypes). It looks baffling and awesome all at once. READ MORE
EvilChili Investigates: Classroom Note Passing
We did a little bit of gonzo journalism over the last few weeks and injected a "student" in a local middle school. The variety of notes she intercepted is... troubling. After a four week course, preparing her "how 2 tlk like a 12 yr old", we felt she was ready to move in. READ MORE
New Way To Meet Chicks: Dream Clubs
Forget golfing, sailing or Match.com. According to The New York Times, 32-year-old Lily Michaud, of Portland, Oreg., met her husband in a "dream club." READ MORE
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