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Hidden behind an oversized head and permanent smile, the true thoughts and feelings of those gleeful amusement park mascots remain a mystery to the vast majority of us. What are their secret hopes and aspirations? Are they satisfied with their lives, or are they unfulfilled, like a high school gym coach who spends most of his free-time watching a highlight reel of his senior year football team and Facebook stalking the cheerleaders? READ MORE

Back with another round of motivational posters. enjoy! READ MORE

Taylor Gifts (that place where your doctor recommended you buy all your medical supplies) is selling what I can only describe as the single most amazing invention since labia lipstick. READ MORE

What if she had an account? That's all we're saying... READ MORE

This should be used to communicate to aliens... I think it would actually work. All those voices in harmony is amazing. READ MORE

Viral Internet Videos. My Anti-Drug. I really can't make fun of her too much though. I often confuse potholes for bathtubs too. Just last week I was caught naked in a pothole in Brooklyn. The bastards didn't even let me rinse the shampoo out. READ MORE

I watched this after smoking two bowls. I think I'm going to go sit outside on a lawn chair and watch the clouds pass and just think this whole thing through. If I'm not back in 4 hours, someone call my mom. READ MORE

I won't tell you not to smoke. Just don't do it a certain way. READ MORE

If my granny tried to reenact some scenes from Halo I think she'd bust a hip instead of a cap. You better look out for this old hag on Xbox Live, she talks some serious trash. READ MORE

Reuters reported on the event with the following caption to the above image: "Walter Dix of the U.S. crosses the finish line ahead of compatriot Tyson Gay to win the men's 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League track meet in Eugene, Oregon July 3, 2010." READ MORE

I bet you haven't even heard of it yet, and if you're on this site, chances are that you're a nerd. READ MORE

A lot of people apparently try to get around the rule that you can't walk through the drive-thru... and a lot of them put a lot of effort into it. READ MORE