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Bank Robbers Throw Cash Out Windows During High Speed Chase
A Volvo races through south LA with 25 cops in persuit. The suspect(s) begin throwing wads of money out the windows into the streets. "It's our neighborhood stimulus package!" resident Diane Dorsey told the Los Angeles Times. READ MORE
A Field Guide to the Four Major Types of Homeless People
Stop in any bookstore, and you'll find dozens of guides to all the fine restaurants and museums that any given major city can offer you. What you won't find is a book on how to deal with the homeless. Clearly, we needed to fill this niche. READ MORE
Save Scotland's Aquatic LifeOUTGOING PLUG
Like they used to say... FREE WILLY! But in all seriousness, we need to stop taking nature for granted. READ MORE
15 Hilarious YouTube Comments
Occasionally people say funny things on Facebook. This rare occurrence has luckily been documented. READ MORE
Jupiter's Stripe is Missing
Scientists are unsure of why Jupiter lost one of its most prominent stripes this year but photos of the planet reveal the south equatorial belt has disappeared. READ MORE
Thoughts From My Bathtub Pt. 2
It's another one of those lonely nights. After three bottles of wine and a few Xanax and no turnout to my dramatic bible reading of Genesis I invited people to on Facebook; I decided to jot down a few thoughts. Read them and laugh. Don't worry, you're already going to hell for coming to this website. READ MORE
A Carwash I'd Pay Extra ForOUTGOING PLUG
This sure beats the hell out of the fat Hispanic guy, Jeorge that washes my car once a week. READ MORE
An Interview With the Guy Who Sleeps With Animals
We nab an exclusive interview with that dude who wants to spread his seed all over the animal kingdom. It's horrible! READ MORE
Five Innovative Ways to Get Rid of a Girlfriend!
No one wants to be the bad guy in the relationship, breaking up with a devoted girl. So turn her into the bad guy by making her break up with you! READ MORE
A Shopping Cart Full of Hot Girls In Bikini'sOUTGOING PLUG
This video wouldn't be funny at all if they didn't tip over. Who likes seeing just plain old hot girls? Anyone? READ MORE
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