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Five Innovative Ways to Get Rid of a Girlfriend!

No one wants to be the bad guy in the relationship, breaking up with a devoted girl. So turn her into the bad guy by making her break up with you! READ MORE

Bizarre Celebrity Causes (Inspired by Bristol Palin)

Bristol Palin must not like her kid very much because she's now telling America's youths to not have sex before they are married. So hey, here's a list of some other celeb causes that make no sense. READ MORE

A Eulogy for Four Loko

We mourn the passing of a beverage that brought the world joy, then sadness, then a little more joy, then crushing depression, then temporary amnesia. All in the space of half an hour. READ MORE

SSD Angels Black Ops

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I need to hire those black ops guys to sneak into my ex-girlfriends and get my cat back. READ MORE

My Two Days at Exorcist Camp

The Catholic Church recently held a two day retreat to train its priests in the practice of exorcism. One of our writers was lucky enough to attend. He will now share with you what he learned from the experience. READ MORE

50,000 People Sing In Harmony

This should be used to communicate to aliens... I think it would actually work. All those voices in harmony is amazing. READ MORE

The Worst Music Video You Will Ever See

There are somethings which you wish you never saw. Like the time my 95 year old neighbor walked around his front yard naked calling for his dog which died ten years ago. This is another one of those things. READ MORE

Things That Don't Impress Girls on the First Date

Men, I learned these the hard way. Don't make my mistakes. READ MORE

6 Reasons I Hate Christmas And You

What’s not to love about a time of year filled with freezing temperatures, poorly selected gift giving, and fake smiles? EVERYTHING! Call me the Grinch, but I think Christmas is the shittiest time of year. In case you’re Jewish or just got out of a 200 year long captivity, I’ll give you a little summary of Christmas so you can join me in hating the living shit out of it. READ MORE

Why You Should Never Pass Out On The Beach

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I passed out on the beach once. I woke up with 2 feet of sand covering my entire body and beer bottles all around me. For all I know, I could have been teabagged by a hot chick too. READ MORE

The 9 Funniest Yahoo Answers Questions

Allowing anyone on the internet to ask a question and keep their identity confidential is just asking for every idiot with a luke warm IQ to post. After going through dozens of questions, I can honestly say I feel dumber then when I began. READ MORE

A Crazed Duck Chase

You may have heard of a wild goose chase, but a wild duck chase is far, far more dangerous. READ MORE

Urine Killed By Frozen Piss

What a way to die. Frozen urine falling from an airplane? At least it was number 1 and not a number 2! READ MORE

20 Clever Exam Answers

If you can't figure out the answer to the problem, I've deduced that you're better off drawing detailed sketches of something which has nothing to do with it. READ MORE
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