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An Open Letter To My Fellow Commuters
Commuting to work is the only American pastime that is more boring than baseball. That being said, let’s take a look at some of the ways in which you can more efficiently make my daily commute a pants-shitting nightmare, okay? READ MORE
Thoughts From My Bathtub
Here I sit, on a night so dark and dreary. Laptop charged, and my fingers typing in a mad fury. Here are some thoughts that come to me as I sit in the utmost relaxed state. READ MORE
Baby Got BeatOUTGOING PLUG
Looks like somebodies kid got into the stash of candy. So is this why all that A.D.D. medicine was really invented? READ MORE
The Greatest Fast Food Freakouts of All TimeOUTGOING PLUG
More often than not, fast food restaurants serve as boxing rings for customer confrontations, meltdowns, and heated outbursts. These shrines and sanctuaries dedicated to scarfing down pattie after pattie of processed meat and superized Diet Coke have the Hulk-like ability to provoke deranged, confrontational hysteria in certain members of the human species. READ MORE
12 Sexiest Girls Sports Uniforms
Women's sports leagues around the nation finally figured out that the only way people would actually watch their events, was if the girls were wearing really sexy outfits. These next twelve pictures are dedicated to that brilliant idea. READ MORE
The Best of YouTube Comments
Normally, YouTube comments is where the dumbest people in the world write the first “FRIST” and various racial slurs over and over, but every now and then there is some gold. Here is that gold. READ MORE
The 8 Worst Album Covers of All Time
These artists could be gifted with the voices of angels. They could have been an apprentice of Mozart. Hell, they could even have rockstar drug addictions and multiple relationships with members of their sex which far exceed them in looks... but one they do not have are good album covers. READ MORE
The Dangers of Being a Television News Reporter
Being a news reporter isn't all fun and games. It's not just a game of 'dress up' with your 2nd grade friends where you put on makeup and pearl earrings and talk into a fake camera, built as a cardboard toaster box while your friends play along. They are true heroes who risk their lives. Ha. READ MORE
My Two Days at Exorcist Camp
The Catholic Church recently held a two day retreat to train its priests in the practice of exorcism. One of our writers was lucky enough to attend. He will now share with you what he learned from the experience. READ MORE
Swimming With The Dolphins Results In A Big Brawl
You're going to want to watch this entire video. It's definitely worth it. Do you think the 'security' guards went a little overboard? PUN INTENDED! READ MORE
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