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23 Pathetic Attempts At Being Sexy
Being sexy is actually quite a bit more work than you'd think. Just look at these poor saps and you'll understand. READ MORE
Mac And Cheese Bath DareOUTGOING PLUG
Would you take a bath in Mac N' Cheese for $100? I'd eat my way out of that bathtub for free, especially if she was in it. READ MORE
Use A Visual Diagram
What sort of uptight jerk doesn't want his pregnant wife exposed to second-hand pot smoke? That kid is going to be such a buzzkill. The kind of buzzkill that goes around drawing pictures on people's doors. READ MORE
The Best of YouTube Comments
Normally, YouTube comments is where the dumbest people in the world write the first “FRIST” and various racial slurs over and over, but every now and then there is some gold. Here is that gold. READ MORE
8 Photos Of Animals Standing On Top Of Other Animals
Sometimes animals realize that the most suitable chair is another creature. I'm no scientist, but I'd say that this happens quite frequently in nature. READ MORE
15 Really Fat Animals To Make You Feel Better
Everyone talks about obesity being just a people problem, but we often overlook the animal kingdom. Someone throw these fatasses on a leash and tie them up to a treadmill for a few hours. READ MORE
Funny Snowman Cartoons
If you aren't quite in the holiday spirit yet, these snowmen cartoons will either get you there or just make you hate the cold even more. READ MORE
They Will Never Have A Girlfriend
Sometimes the ugliest of kids turn out to be the most attractive of adults... and sometimes they don't. It's all up to genetics and how many drugs you do. Check these out. READ MORE
Taking Your Drunk Girlfriend ShoppingOUTGOING PLUG
Why not just throw her in the cart and go about your day? I like this guys tactic. READ MORE
The Worst Moviegoers You Will Ever Run Into
You know what sucks about movie theaters? ANYONE can use them. Maybe we need to change that... READ MORE
12 Insanely Distracted Drivers
Being a distracted driver is one dangerous thing. Next time you are out driving, remember there are people like this out there. READ MORE
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