If you were around 21 during this time period, you might want to check for yourself in this video... and pray first. READ MORE

Horses are huge animals that seem to be made of all muscle and they are able to do things people and other animals are just not capable of doing, like wooping a guys ass with one hoof. READ MORE

Office Pranks! READ MORE

I've come to grips that there are a lot of stupid people out there - but now Facebook has been so kind as to compile a list of 43,000 of them! What do you think we should do with this list? READ MORE

Let me be clear. I want a girlfriend. But, I don't really want a girlfriend. I just want one for the holidays. READ MORE

EvilChili shows you the path to satisfaction. All night long. READ MORE

I went to church one time back in high school (I heard something about a free pancake breakfast afterward and I was locked out of the house after a series of unfortunate events involving a fire extinguisher, two hookers, and a trumpet), and I learned a few things about chicks that have values and a faith life. Dating a religious girl is a lot different than dating a normal human being. They do creepy things like refuse to abort their kids, buy giant rosary beads and use them for their anal cavity, and talk about God a lot. READ MORE

We kind of want to see these. READ MORE

If my granny tried to reenact some scenes from Halo I think she'd bust a hip instead of a cap. You better look out for this old hag on Xbox Live, she talks some serious trash. READ MORE

I wish I could be part of something that meaned something. Like a world record setting parade filled with girls wearing Bikini's. Too bad I don't have a perky set of man boobs and a shaved back. READ MORE

In a world where the only politicians who hold high office are either Republicans or Democrats, it's only fair to make up a bunch of fake parties and elect our officials from there. READ MORE

War across the world could be stopped with one simple implementation into our Military arsenal... the cat machine gun. READ MORE

We nab an exclusive interview with that dude who wants to spread his seed all over the animal kingdom. It's horrible! READ MORE

So many ways to waste your time in this world, it seems... READ MORE