Hot Head Banging Chick Bangs A Little Too Hard

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I've suffered 14 different concussions in my life time and now I'm stuck wearing a helmet and a reflective vest whenever I go out in public. I feel her pain on so many different levels. READ MORE

Motilo’s ‘Dubstep Heart’

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Watch enthralled as the gorgeous Madalina sways and writhes in time with the throbbing dubstep beats of Darren Leigh Purkiss‘ track, “The Persian”. READ MORE

Four Reasons Why Serial Killers Use Vans

After being forced to use a Mini-Van through my pimply faced, innocent high school dating years, I came up with a list of benefits which Mini-Vans offer to those who prefer to hunt hookers and hitchhikers. READ MORE

So... This Really Happened

Two women were arrested after they tried to take the body of a dead relative on to a plane in Liverpool. According to BBC News, "Staff became suspicious when they tried to check in 91-year-old Curt Willi Jarant, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday." READ MORE

A Very Scholarly Article About Bears

Bears are our mortal enemy. Here, we look back at how pop culture has tried to help us therapuetically deal with this enemy. READ MORE

Lies I Will Tell My Eventual Children

Deceit is so much fun when they are too dumb to recognize it. READ MORE

An Interview With the Guy Who Sleeps With Animals

We nab an exclusive interview with that dude who wants to spread his seed all over the animal kingdom. It's horrible! READ MORE

6 Reasons I Hate Christmas And You

What’s not to love about a time of year filled with freezing temperatures, poorly selected gift giving, and fake smiles? EVERYTHING! Call me the Grinch, but I think Christmas is the shittiest time of year. In case you’re Jewish or just got out of a 200 year long captivity, I’ll give you a little summary of Christmas so you can join me in hating the living shit out of it. READ MORE

Everyone Has That 'Friend'

When you think of a goat, you usually don't think of an assh*le bully, but "Buttermilk" has some problems with bullying. READ MORE

Pressing Questions: Why Would Anyone Still Smoke a Pipe?

I won't tell you not to smoke. Just don't do it a certain way. READ MORE

A Video Game Only The Internet Could Create

The internet has a way of coming up with some pretty brilliant ideas for a variety of different things. When it comes to video games, this is especially true. Here's a little gem I found while stumbling through websites, waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in. READ MORE