Wasting Money on The Rapture, or Wasting Time for Lady Gaga Tickets: Which is More Foolish?

So many ways to waste your time in this world, it seems... READ MORE

Living the Film Dream

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We all know that money grows on the money tree and dreams are made in the dream factory, but who are the people who run that dream factory? READ MORE

Spreading The SSD Word

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I bet you haven't even heard of it yet, and if you're on this site, chances are that you're a nerd. READ MORE

F*CK EASTER, My Life Sucks

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. Make sure you read this till the end. READ MORE

Thoughts From My Bathtub

Here I sit, on a night so dark and dreary. Laptop charged, and my fingers typing in a mad fury. Here are some thoughts that come to me as I sit in the utmost relaxed state. READ MORE

The Most Depressing Places on Earth, Pt. 1

We list all of the places that make us sad. READ MORE

Inspirational Quotes, Slightly Modified

Let's dust off some classics. READ MORE

Beyond Facebook: Determining if Your Friends Actually Like You in Three Easy Steps

This whole phenomenon of "liking" things on Facebook only indicates that this popular social-networking tool is actually a roundabout way for people to get a daily ego-boost. Well, hey, if you're worried about how much people actually like you, might as well go all the way... READ MORE

A Carwash I'd Pay Extra For

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This sure beats the hell out of the fat Hispanic guy, Jeorge that washes my car once a week. READ MORE

Keep It Classy, Reuters

Reuters reported on the event with the following caption to the above image: "Walter Dix of the U.S. crosses the finish line ahead of compatriot Tyson Gay to win the men's 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League track meet in Eugene, Oregon July 3, 2010." READ MORE

The Best Low Budget Commercial Ever

If you can't afford a director and fancy film crew, just talk to Chuck Testa. He is the king of low budget commercials. READ MORE

20 Hairstyles That Could Be Considered Child Abuse

Lets face it, our parents were assholes who got pleasure out of dressing us up like morons. Take a look through this gallery and see if maybe you can spot a kid who had the same haircut. READ MORE

Tips For Dating A Religious Girl

I went to church one time back in high school (I heard something about a free pancake breakfast afterward and I was locked out of the house after a series of unfortunate events involving a fire extinguisher, two hookers, and a trumpet), and I learned a few things about chicks that have values and a faith life. Dating a religious girl is a lot different than dating a normal human being. They do creepy things like refuse to abort their kids, buy giant rosary beads and use them for their anal cavity, and talk about God a lot. READ MORE