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Bree Olson's Raunchiest Tweets Ever.OUTGOING PLUG
Our friends at The Campus Socialite bring you twenty tweets from Charlie Sheen's favorite porn star. Definitely NSFW! READ MORE
All You Need To See From Jesse James Interview
Jesse James broke his silence Tuesday on Nightline where he confessed and apologized for cheating on Sandra Bullock. I was too busy at half-priced bottle of wine night and I'm assuming you were too busy reading this blog to catch the interview. READ MORE
CMT Awards Remind Me Why I Hate Country Music
Anything that takes 'Red Solo Cup' seriously is something that I just can't take seriously. READ MORE
Morgan Freeman Narrates 50 Shades of Grey
Okay, okay. So maybe it isn't Morgan Freeman, it's Family Guys voice actor Josh Robert Thompson. Regardless, this is hilarious. READ MORE
Justin Beiber Vs. Kurt Cobain
Apparently Justin Beiber feel's like he's the Kurt Cobain of his generation. Well, minus the drugs, manic-depression, suicidal thoughts, and good music. READ MORE
Evilchili Investigates: Fact or Fiction Adult Version
After watching the show Myth Busters, I decided it was time to do a little investigating of my own. Since the show is made for television, they can't answer the questions we are all really wondering. Call me Sherlock fucking Holmes because I'm about to uncover some of lives greatest mysteries. READ MORE
Stripper Nearly Kills A Fat ManOUTGOING PLUG
Although she did knock the wind out of him, he also helped get a chunk of steak which was lodged in the arch of his chest out. So for that, he is thankful. READ MORE
Korean Drummer Steals The ShowOUTGOING PLUG
I had to make sure this gets posted on the front page. This is by far one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks. READ MORE
An Open Letter To My Fellow Commuters
Commuting to work is the only American pastime that is more boring than baseball. That being said, let’s take a look at some of the ways in which you can more efficiently make my daily commute a pants-shitting nightmare, okay? READ MORE
The Five Stages of a ClingerOUTGOING PLUG
Our friends at The Campus Socialite identify a real problem. READ MORE
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