If you have a hideous amount of hair on your chest and back, you mine as well do something cool with it. Below are the 12 coolest patterns we could find. READ MORE

The Olympics happens to be one of the most memorable moments for the world to enjoy. The ceremonies make the event that much better and one of the most traditional of these ceremonies would have to be the carrying of the torch. READ MORE

The common misconception that the only sports players who get laid are Ultimate Frisbee players is just that, a misconception. READ MORE

At least he is being honest with us, he is the worst rapper I have ever heard. Although, those guns are pretty intimidating. Painting Airsoft guns, wooo! READ MORE

If you don't mind weekly visits from Child Services, here are a few excellent children's Halloween costume ideas. READ MORE

He has a lot of knowledge to share with the world. We made all of it up, of course. READ MORE

Urban Dictionary may be fun for parties, but what we really need in this day and age is a dictionary which can help us successfully navigate the suburbs. With its cookie-cutter houses, perfectly manicured lawns, and thinly veiled prejudice, suburbia can be a confusing place. Below, we’ve provided you with a list of some key terms to help you understand the folks who reside there a little bit better… READ MORE

It's that time again. Time to fire up the grill and get completely intoxicated in the name of those who fight for our freedom! READ MORE

Here I sit, on a night so dark and dreary. Laptop charged, and my fingers typing in a mad fury. Here are some thoughts that come to me as I sit in the utmost relaxed state. READ MORE

I would totally have a messy relationship with Megan Fox. Even if it meant that she'd have to yell at me a lot and tell me that I'm not good enough for her. I mean, she already has "Brian" tattooed right by her cooter. I'm pretty much destined to be with her. READ MORE

Your friends with Instagram have probably already been clogging your Facebook feed with images of the meals they had for dinner, along with brief descriptions of them. Well, we wondered what would happen if the less culinary-inclined among us got ahold of this technology. Take a look. . . READ MORE

I wish I could be part of something that meaned something. Like a world record setting parade filled with girls wearing Bikini's. Too bad I don't have a perky set of man boobs and a shaved back. READ MORE

If you can't make a purchasing decision without a famous person telling you why it's a good idea, this list is for you. We've thought of a few items that would make great gifts this holiday season. READ MORE

I never realized how lucky I am to not be deformed or a freak of nature until I looked through this list. READ MORE