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Compilation of People Walking Into Stuff

Everyone has had that one time when they walked into a glass door. Luckily for most of us, it wasn't captured on camera. READ MORE

The Best of YOLO

For all you old folks out there, YOLO stands for You Only Live Once. It's mostly said by stupid people before they do things they will most likely regret, and could end in herpes. Here is a collection of some funny YOLO jokes. READ MORE

Belgiums Smoking Hot Volleyball Team

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Belgium is currently in a state of flux politically, so it’s nice to see the Belgian contestants for Miss World helping to achieve some solidarity and have some fun playing beach volleyball in regulation swimwear. Check out the Walloons on these ladies. READ MORE

Big Man at the Poker Tables

I was checking out the funny posts on this poker joker section earlier today and it reminded me of a great story told to me by a buddy of mine. READ MORE

14 Cops You Could Easily Outrun

I had to run from the cops once. Apparently masturbating in the bushes outside a Victoria's Secret isn't deemed "socially acceptable" by the powers that be. I wish the cop had been severely overweight because I wouldn't have a criminal record and a police tail whenever I go near a mall. READ MORE

Inside The Private Planes of Arms Dealers

I'm suddenly rethinking my career as a ear lobe model. Looks like there is a lot of money in arms dealing. I guess the first step in the right direction for my new career is flying to mother Russia and stealing a stock pile of weapons from an abandoned silo. READ MORE

The Five Stages of Drunk Texting an Ex

Phones are great. Drinking can be great. The combination of the two can be soul-crushing. READ MORE

Honest Ways to Sign a Yearbook

Don't write something bland and inspiring when you can write something mean and spiteful! READ MORE

CMT Awards Remind Me Why I Hate Country Music

Anything that takes 'Red Solo Cup' seriously is something that I just can't take seriously. READ MORE

Screw Total

I hate healthy cereals. Not because they’re full of life-elongating vitamins and fiber to keep you regular. Not because of my childish demeanor that dictates I’m not supposed to like things that are good for me. Not even because they taste like prison ass, but because they’re sold to you through false advertising. Allow me to explain. READ MORE

They Will Never Have A Girlfriend

Sometimes the ugliest of kids turn out to be the most attractive of adults... and sometimes they don't. It's all up to genetics and how many drugs you do. Check these out. READ MORE

Happy Birthday, Megan Fox! Here Are 10 Reasons We Should Stop Paying Atttention to You!

There are a lot of problems in Hollywood. She is one of them. READ MORE

Images You Cannot Unsee

Ever see something that just burns itself into your memory? Well, if not, don't worry. We gathered a bunch of those very photos to burn into your retinas. READ MORE

Behind the scenes with River Island in LA

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Not only did they produce one of our favourite high street spring summer collections this year, River Island have a sun-bleached, irreverent and wholly enjoyable slice of Americana campaign video to back it up. READ MORE
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