Fun Things to Say in an Elevator!

Time to make that awkward trip even more uncomfortable! READ MORE

Five Special Break Up Letters

Breaking up is no easy task. Whether you do it through text message, in person, or by slashing their tire and putting an ice pick through their windshield... READ MORE

I Hate My Fucking Job

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with. READ MORE

Street Performer Pranks Girl

Street performers have to be one of the most underrated, and at the same time talented group of people out there today. Watch as this prank goes down! READ MORE

New Painful Type of Wipeout: The Boob Plant

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I'm sure you've heard of faceplants, but I don't think they're nearly as painful as having a boob plant. I feel like this needs some more research conducted, so if anyone wants to volunteer their special someone for about 28 minutes, contact us. READ MORE

An Open Letter To My Fellow Commuters

Commuting to work is the only American pastime that is more boring than baseball. That being said, let’s take a look at some of the ways in which you can more efficiently make my daily commute a pants-shitting nightmare, okay? READ MORE

Liam Neeson Goes On ESPN

He clearly doesn't know anything about football and doesn't care to learn about it at all. READ MORE

10 Defaced Bills

Some day all U.S. currency will be like this. "Hey man, I'll give you a Zombie Lincoln for a pizza. Cool?" READ MORE

Crazy Sword Man Gets Owned

Today’s society is full of people that just can’t really seem to fit in with the rest of the crowd in their day-to-day lives. READ MORE

The Five Stages of a Clinger

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Our friends at The Campus Socialite identify a real problem. READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher Replaces Charlie Sheen on a TV Show That No One Should Care About

This show sucks. READ MORE

A Few Short Messages Which Must Be Read

I feel like there are a few things which need to be addressed. Since the only people who use snail mail are either my ex-girlfriends with there "child support" or my Grandma with Alzheimer's sending Christmas cards once a month, they are delivered to you via the interweb. READ MORE

All You Need To See From Jesse James Interview

Jesse James broke his silence Tuesday on Nightline where he confessed and apologized for cheating on Sandra Bullock. I was too busy at half-priced bottle of wine night and I'm assuming you were too busy reading this blog to catch the interview. READ MORE