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The Best Machine At The Gym To Impress Girls
Want to turn a few extra eyes at the gym (particular those of the opposite sex)? Here's a surefire way to get the attention of all the hotties at the gym. READ MORE
Adorable Childrens Toy For Sale
Some fool on Craiglist is giving away this adorable doll for free. People just don't value priceless items like this anymore. Yesterday I caught my girlfriend trying to throw away her tampon. She should know better, 30 minutes in the wash and its as good as new. READ MORE
Never Say No To Panda
Saying no to Panda could be the biggest mistake you ever make. If you ever get offered Panda, you sure as sh*t better accept. If you don't believe me, this video will persuade you. READ MORE
Bikini Faceplant For The FailOUTGOING PLUG
If there's one thing better than watching a witless moron inadvertantly inflicting large amounts of pain on themselves it's when the person in question is an attractive female. Specifically an attractive female wearing revealing swimwear. READ MORE
Total Community College Move .comOUTGOING PLUG
Need a good laugh? Check out our newest site, TotalCommunityCollegeMove.com. Here's a little snippet: "I go to NOVA community college in Virginia, where the N in NOVA stands for knowledge. TCCM". READ MORE
Tom Is Dead
TechCrunch is reporting that Tom — Myspace's founder and the perennial first friend for every new Myspace member — has finally given up on Myspace himself. Well, either "given up" or been forced out as part of a corporate shake-up. READ MORE
10 Reasons You Should Watch Justin Beibers New Music Video
...according to comments on YouTube. These ten reasons are so motivating and thought provoking that I found myself almost listening to it, then I felt the feeling of two testicles which have fallen and returned to watching videos of kittens dying. READ MORE
The Kids Have It All Figured Out
I love watching child abuse that is widely accepted by American culture on tv. I'd get fat just to spite my mother if I was one of these kids. READ MORE
15 of the Strangest Dressed Dictators
Everyone knows when you're the dictator of a country, it's your job to set the fashion standards. These dictators knew that in the midst of genocide in your nation, its important to rule with a strong and highly decorative fist. READ MORE
The 2010 VMAs (as Tweeted by a 15 Year Old Girl)
Did you miss the VMAs this year? Don't worry, we invented an obnoxious teenage girl to keep track of the whole thing for you. READ MORE
The Cat Machine Gun
War across the world could be stopped with one simple implementation into our Military arsenal... the cat machine gun. READ MORE
Two Hotties Play In The Snow In Bikini'sOUTGOING PLUG
The only thing colder than their chosen activity is the way the girl on the right was dumped by her ex-boyfriend!!!!!!!! READ MORE
Pressing Questions: Is Ke$ha Billy Baldwin?
We're all wondering it. EvilChili is just asking the question. We are all wondering it, right? READ MORE
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