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How to Meditate (So You Can Impress Cute Buddhist Chicks)

Meditation is a centuries old practice that will allow you to achieve tremendous spiritual growth. Also, chicks totally dig it. READ MORE

Funny Snowman Cartoons

If you aren't quite in the holiday spirit yet, these snowmen cartoons will either get you there or just make you hate the cold even more. READ MORE

Emails From Assholes: Horse Farm

Original ad: I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!! From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org Hey, I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested. Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick me up READ MORE {break} READ MORE

Applicable Dating Advice From The 1930's

Women, get out your notepads and jot some of this sh*t down. I'm serious. Your man will never be happier. READ MORE

This Panda Can Dance Better Than You

I've been known to bust a move or two (or a load or two while dirty dancing), but I think we can all agree that this panda know's how to move his private parts suggestively. READ MORE

Giro Girls Dream

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If you don't know what the Giro d’Italia is, then what rock have you been hiding under? If you hail from European shores then you will recognize it as one of the biggest cycle racing events around. READ MORE

Celebrity Endorsed Products We'd Like to See

If you can't make a purchasing decision without a famous person telling you why it's a good idea, this list is for you. We've thought of a few items that would make great gifts this holiday season. READ MORE

Stripper Nearly Kills A Fat Man

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Although she did knock the wind out of him, he also helped get a chunk of steak which was lodged in the arch of his chest out. So for that, he is thankful. READ MORE

Seth MacFarlane Hits Home Run With “Ted”

“Ted”, a comedy about a grown man with a teddy bear for a best friend, has to be one of the funniest comedies released in quite some time. READ MORE

Tony Awards: Who Really Should Have Won

We go through our list of those who were robbed of the esteemed Tony Award. READ MORE

Inside The Private Planes of Arms Dealers

I'm suddenly rethinking my career as a ear lobe model. Looks like there is a lot of money in arms dealing. I guess the first step in the right direction for my new career is flying to mother Russia and stealing a stock pile of weapons from an abandoned silo. READ MORE

Things That Don't Impress Girls on the First Date

Men, I learned these the hard way. Don't make my mistakes. READ MORE

The Diary of a Lolcat

The shocking true story of one cat's rise to stardom, and his inevitable, drug-fueled downfall. Plus, WE HAVE CUTE PICTURES OF KITTENS! READ MORE
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