Respect My Authority

You know what I hate more than daycare's that steal the government’s money and foreign exchange students who ruin the grading curve? People with shitty jobs that abuse their power. Here are a few examples of such. READ MORE

The Dangers of Being a Television News Reporter

Being a news reporter isn't all fun and games. It's not just a game of 'dress up' with your 2nd grade friends where you put on makeup and pearl earrings and talk into a fake camera, built as a cardboard toaster box while your friends play along. They are true heroes who risk their lives. Ha. READ MORE

15 Really Fat Animals To Make You Feel Better

Everyone talks about obesity being just a people problem, but we often overlook the animal kingdom. Someone throw these fatasses on a leash and tie them up to a treadmill for a few hours. READ MORE

The People You Meet on Election Day

Tomorrow is Election Day, and the same people that always show up will be back to vote for Comptroller. What the hell is a Comptroller, anyway? READ MORE

Shows My Girlfriend Makes Me Watch: What Not to Wear

Another installment of the most poorly informed column ever written by someone not employed by NewsCorp! READ MORE

Why the Two-Party System is a Joke

Because hey, let's get political. READ MORE

When A Stare Is Worth 1000 Words

Sometimes camera angles can get people into trouble... along with a lot of jealously. My favorite has to be the nun. READ MORE

They Said...

Other peoples opinions and ideas are not always the best ones to go with. Here's a couple of examples. READ MORE

Mike "The Situation" Wants to be a Movie Star...

...and he sat down to talk about some of the film roles he would like to try out. Take a look at these and try to tell us they won't be classics. READ MORE

Belgiums Smoking Hot Volleyball Team

OUTGOING PLUG

Belgium is currently in a state of flux politically, so it’s nice to see the Belgian contestants for Miss World helping to achieve some solidarity and have some fun playing beach volleyball in regulation swimwear. Check out the Walloons on these ladies. READ MORE

Check Out Our Lol Celebrities!

Because it's more fun to make fun of famous people than to make fun of cats. READ MORE

Things That Are Difficult To Say While Drunk

I happen to be one of those people that no one ever knows is drunk, because I simply just go mute after I’ve had a few too many. Those who aren’t like me run into these problems READ MORE

One Miserable Childhood

This could be the most disturbing children's book since Everybody Poops. Parent's should definitely browse books before they let their kids start reading them. READ MORE