Hockey Player Gets A Surprise From A Fan

The common misconception that the only sports players who get laid are Ultimate Frisbee players is just that, a misconception. READ MORE

Parenting Tips for Single Moms From A Bachelor

Kids are a lot like animals. They need to be caged, fed on a schedule, disciplined, and of course kept on a tight leash. That being said, there a few things you need to know. READ MORE

Evilchili Investigates: Fact or Fiction Adult Version

After watching the show Myth Busters, I decided it was time to do a little investigating of my own. Since the show is made for television, they can't answer the questions we are all really wondering. Call me Sherlock fucking Holmes because I'm about to uncover some of lives greatest mysteries. READ MORE

Mitt Romney With A Little Face

I think I am a lot more likely to vote for him now that he has a smaller face. He looks a lot more honest. READ MORE

The Most Badass Kid Ever

I hope someday my kid will turn out like this. Drunk, crazy, and stealing presents. READ MORE

Liam Neeson Goes On ESPN

He clearly doesn't know anything about football and doesn't care to learn about it at all. READ MORE

Pug Sings The Batman Theme Song

This is what happens when you let your dog watch too many cartoons. Next thing you know, he's belting out the Batman theme song and humiliating you in front of girls you fantasize about having sexual intercourse with. Damn you pug, damn you! READ MORE

Cosmo Headlines I Expect To See

We all know that every girl who reads Cosmopolitan magazine has a little rat dog that they keep in their coach purse and feed treats while they sit in class texting and checking their makeup by reversing the camera on their Iphone that their daddy just bought them for not getting pregnant their first semester of college. READ MORE

Happy Memorial Day Weekend

It's that time again. Time to fire up the grill and get completely intoxicated in the name of those who fight for our freedom! READ MORE

Chick Needs To Keep Her Day Job

OUTGOING PLUG

If I were here, I'd put a little more practice into pole dancing before quitting my job. READ MORE

Never Say No To Panda

Saying no to Panda could be the biggest mistake you ever make. If you ever get offered Panda, you sure as sh*t better accept. If you don't believe me, this video will persuade you. READ MORE

Kristen Bell's Has A Sloth Meltdown

Kristen Bell loves sloths. You might even say she's obsessed with them. She told Ellen about what happened when her boyfriend, Dax Shepard, introduced her to one for the first time, and if it's too hard to believe, she brought the footage to prove it. READ MORE

Beyond Kickball: 10 Specialized Kids Summer Camps

All a summer camp used to need to keep kids entertained throughout the warmer months was a good ball field and a place to go swimming. Now, though, campers can while away their summer days doing all sorts of specialized camping. Let’s take a look at some camps that appeal to kids with very specific interests. READ MORE