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20 Funniest Roommate Notes

Being passive aggressive doesn't always get the message across. Let's hope it worked for these mismatched roommates! READ MORE

EvilChili Personal: Duke Sir Baron Richard VonWitherspoon Spermingham the III

Welcome to my humble personal ad. My name is Duke Sir Baron Richard VonWitherspoon Spermingham the III. My friends call me Dick Sperm for short, though you will address me by my full name and title upon our first meeting. I am roughly 38 or 46 years old, but I’ve been told I have a youthful gaiety about me. Must be my face. READ MORE

Evilchili Teaches You How to Pull a Kanye!

Yes, you CAN be the center of attention! READ MORE

32 Out of Sync Metronomes

This is hypnotic. You might not be able to stop watching. I can't promise you will get anything done today. READ MORE

Screw Total

I hate healthy cereals. Not because they’re full of life-elongating vitamins and fiber to keep you regular. Not because of my childish demeanor that dictates I’m not supposed to like things that are good for me. Not even because they taste like prison ass, but because they’re sold to you through false advertising. Allow me to explain. READ MORE

Snap Yo Fingas Music Video

Tune in next week for their next big music video, "Snap Yo Neck". READ MORE

Lies I Will Tell My Eventual Children

Deceit is so much fun when they are too dumb to recognize it. READ MORE

15 Strange & Awkward Bathroom Designs

Some people didn't put much thought into how they designed their bathrooms. Unless you like extremely awkward bathroom talking, I wouldn't recommend using one of these. READ MORE

Why Indie Culture is Ruining Everything

If you are an adult who is still trying to be cool, you have failed. READ MORE

An Open Letter to Dave Grohl

In which EvilChili laments the end of rock 'n roll forever. READ MORE

First Year of College: What You Need to Know to Stay Safe, Healthy, and Out of Prison

It’s July, the time of year when recent high school graduates from across the world take a monumental first-step towards being a full-fledged, honest-to-goodness college student, just like in TV and the movies. It’s the time when they attend Orientation. READ MORE

The Grad Student Translator

Because they are as confused by what they are saying as you are. Trust me. READ MORE

Say Hello To My Little Friend

OUTGOING PLUG

I wish my phone wasn't so large that it looked like a massive erection in my pocket. I also wish I had paid my phone bills and it actually worked. READ MORE
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