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The Iphone 4 & FaceTime: The End To Booty Calls?
We’ve all been there. It’s 3:45AM and you’ve just got done drinking a half a bottle of UV Blue and you’re starting to get the urge to bang the slightly husky girl you spotted in math class last semester and traded numbers with when you were both hammered at a Halloween party which you both went to alone because no one wants to hang out with someone who was caught masturbating in the public library. READ MORE
The Jesus Christ Lizard Is Crazy
The guy who brought you "the crazy nasty ass badger" is back, and he's just as flamingly hilarious as last time. READ MORE
Mind Reader Reveals His 'Gift'
Dave is an extremely gifted clairvoyant who finds out specific financial information. This video reveals the magic behind the magic, making people aware of the fact that their entire life can be found online. And by doing so urging everybody to be vigilant. READ MORE
The Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme
Everyone has had that moment where they missed a giant sexual cue and then later want to punch themselves in the genitalia for it. Here is a funny collection of them, known as the "Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme". READ MORE
Drug Dealers Vs. Software Programmers
Drug Dealers: Refer to their clients as "users".
Software Programmers: Refer to their clients as "users".
Drug Dealers: "The first one's free!"
Software Programmers: "Download a free trial version..." READ MORE
15 of the Strangest Dressed Dictators
Everyone knows when you're the dictator of a country, it's your job to set the fashion standards. These dictators knew that in the midst of genocide in your nation, its important to rule with a strong and highly decorative fist. READ MORE
If You Laugh You're Going To Hell
I laughed so hard that I fell out of my wheel chair and got put back on life support. I already know I'm going to hell, it's now just whether I'm taking the stairs or the elevator down. READ MORE
The Five Stages of a ClingerOUTGOING PLUG
Our friends at The Campus Socialite identify a real problem. READ MORE
Amazing Nectar Daily Deal HuntOUTGOING PLUG
Now this is something a bit different - and special, a real-time, interactive treasure hunt around the streets of the United Kingdom, searching for some pretty cool give-away prizes that really are not worth turning your noses up at. Think "National Treasure", but without Nicolas Cage. Each weekday ... READ MORE
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