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EvilChili Investigates: Classroom Note Passing
We did a little bit of gonzo journalism over the last few weeks and injected a "student" in a local middle school. The variety of notes she intercepted is... troubling. After a four week course, preparing her "how 2 tlk like a 12 yr old", we felt she was ready to move in. READ MORE
Tinchy Stryder live at The Carphone WarehouseOUTGOING PLUG
Check out what happened when Tinchy Stryder and his crew descended on The Carphone Warehouse for a live session. READ MORE
The Dark Knight Rises: Some Lines We Want to Hear
Not saying we're Hollywood level screenwriters around here. Cuz that'd be insulting to us. READ MORE
Taking Your Drunk Girlfriend ShoppingOUTGOING PLUG
Why not just throw her in the cart and go about your day? I like this guys tactic. READ MORE
Thoughts From My Bathtub
Here I sit, on a night so dark and dreary. Laptop charged, and my fingers typing in a mad fury. Here are some thoughts that come to me as I sit in the utmost relaxed state. READ MORE
Messaging Mishaps via didijustsendthat.comOUTGOING PLUG
Another awesome article from our friends at The Campus Socilaite! READ MORE
A Users Guide To Boob TerminologyOUTGOING PLUG
There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to Boob Terminology to help you figure out what boob term to use in a given situation. READ MORE
Who is Stalking You Online? It Could Be Your Next Boss!
Ever wonder who stalks your Twitter or Facebook page? If you are like many people, you might have hundreds of followers or friends, but do you really interact with all of them? READ MORE
Loser In The HouseOUTGOING PLUG
You see them everywhere, wide eyed crazy guys running around in pink shoes, jabbering away to themselves and shouting out random numbers. So picture that, and then imagine someone’s given one particularly twatty-twat chap a megaphone and permission to approach harmless female strangers in busy London town. READ MORE
Tired of Holding Up Your Own Head?
Taylor Gifts (that place where your doctor recommended you buy all your medical supplies) is selling what I can only describe as the single most amazing invention since labia lipstick. READ MORE
6 Signs That You Might Be in an M. Night Shyamalan Movie
With the Shyamalan-produced Devil on its way to theatres, Evilchili is here to ponder a question that is obviously on everyone's mind: are we all in an M. Night Shyamalan movie right now? READ MORE
Japanese Cuddle Cafes
Years ago, sad lonely men had to turn to dolls to cuddle up with at night. Now, thanks to the ingenuity of Japan, you can cuddle up with a real girl, for a price of course. READ MORE
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