Katy Perry's recently filmed appearance on Sesame Street has been pulled from the programming due to upset parents. EvilChili sat down with Elmo to discuss the situation, as well as his strategies for rising to stardom. READ MORE

Please don't be this guy, because he is officially the worst. READ MORE

Labor Day special! Many mock followers of the hippie movement for claiming to be about peace while spending most of their time getting high, listening to bad jam bands, and condemning anyone who is vaguely conservative or dislikes Phish. Well, Evilchili is here to celebrate, in great detail, all the major accomplishments of this profound subculture. READ MORE

Hint: probably none. READ MORE

You are going to enjoy watching the most pimping walrus ever. READ MORE

EvilChili has all the answers. READ MORE

We provide a helpful guide to making sense of your bad decision. READ MORE

The only thing colder than their chosen activity is the way the girl on the right was dumped by her ex-boyfriend!!!!!!!! READ MORE

This Just In! We have just heard from various highly intelligent doctors that punting midgets relieves more stress than vigorous sex! Finally, midgets have a purpose in society. READ MORE

I dare say, that was bloody brilliant! Bravo, dear chap. Bravo. READ MORE

Men and women have always had difficulty communicating what they actually mean to each other. Words only say so much; science has shown us that subtext, body language, and how much of an asshole a person is all play a key role in determining what the actual content of a message might be. This is especially problematic for the male sex, as we are naturally suspicious and don't take anything at face value. Here's a handy guide telling you what a woman is saying, and what the man thinks she is really saying. READ MORE

This guys dance moves and pelvic thrusts are so beautiful that I am now mesmerized. He totally should play the female part. READ MORE

The reactions of shock, awe, and disgust in this video are just priceless. This is what Chat Roulette is FOR! READ MORE

Get in on part two of the AXE contest! READ MORE