If I wasn't 40 lbs overweight and broke, I'd consider going to a concert and giving this a try. I'd worry that people would use this as a chance to grab at my large package though. I often worry people are just waiting for an excuse to give the old garden hose a tug. READ MORE

I never thought a cup would be necessary for getting a lap dance, but after watching this video I'm starting to believe it. READ MORE

If you're going for the "responsible adult" look you should not start fights at a bonfire with your 18 year old sons. You know? Like, maybe, just don't beat up a guy while intoxicated? READ MORE

Stop in any bookstore, and you'll find dozens of guides to all the fine restaurants and museums that any given major city can offer you. What you won't find is a book on how to deal with the homeless. Clearly, we needed to fill this niche. READ MORE

Men and women have always had difficulty communicating what they actually mean to each other. Words only say so much; science has shown us that subtext, body language, and how much of an asshole a person is all play a key role in determining what the actual content of a message might be. This is especially problematic for the male sex, as we are naturally suspicious and don't take anything at face value. Here's a handy guide telling you what a woman is saying, and what the man thinks she is really saying. READ MORE

This drunken baby sure does have a lot of interesting things to say. Ahh, to be young again. READ MORE

And you thought that song was innocent... READ MORE

It's exactly like COPS, except not at all. READ MORE

If you like dogs then you will like this. READ MORE

Car slides are one of the coolest actions that a person can take that involves a motor vehicle. People do them to get away from somebody chasing them, or to make for an awesome stunt in a movie, or in this case, to kick off an epic slip and slide. READ MORE

Belgium is currently in a state of flux politically, so it’s nice to see the Belgian contestants for Miss World helping to achieve some solidarity and have some fun playing beach volleyball in regulation swimwear. Check out the Walloons on these ladies. READ MORE

With all these Facebook memes running around, we decided we'd come up with a few of our own. Let's make these the next big thing! READ MORE

This is what happens when you let your dog watch too many cartoons. Next thing you know, he's belting out the Batman theme song and humiliating you in front of girls you fantasize about having sexual intercourse with. Damn you pug, damn you! READ MORE

So many good movies coming out. But also a lot of bad ones. Let's talk about those. READ MORE