To The Woman Who Crapped Her Pants In My Car...

To The Woman Who Crapped Her Pants In My Car...It's all about hot wings and chili beer. She must be quite the lady READ MORE

Christian Comedy: Excerpts From a Stand-up Special

There's Christian Rock, Christian novels, and Christian movies. But this is a comedy site, and if there's one thing we needed to find, it was a Christian stand-up comedian. Enjoy... READ MORE

That's What She Said In The Press

“That’s what she said” is maybe the best comeback of all time. The uses for the phrase are endless. It can be applied to almost any statement to make the speaker feel dirty and has a 100% annoyance success. It’s funny enough to use it among your friends, it’s effing hilarious to see it in the newspaper. READ MORE

15 Really Fat Animals To Make You Feel Better

Everyone talks about obesity being just a people problem, but we often overlook the animal kingdom. Someone throw these fatasses on a leash and tie them up to a treadmill for a few hours. READ MORE

Text While You Walk SMS

The Android and the iPhone each have apps now that make it possible to safely text while walking. The built-in cameras project an image of what's in front of you and set it as the background while you're texting. READ MORE

EvilChili Investigates: Classroom Note Passing

We did a little bit of gonzo journalism over the last few weeks and injected a "student" in a local middle school. The variety of notes she intercepted is... troubling. After a four week course, preparing her "how 2 tlk like a 12 yr old", we felt she was ready to move in. READ MORE

Was 'The Little Engine That Could' Using Steroids?

The truth hurts. READ MORE

Top Wedding Proposal Fails

OUTGOING PLUG

It's a sad lonely world for these poor losers! I'll stick to my hand from now on after seeing this. READ MORE

Punting Midgets Relieves Stress

This Just In! We have just heard from various highly intelligent doctors that punting midgets relieves more stress than vigorous sex! Finally, midgets have a purpose in society. READ MORE