Hidden behind an oversized head and permanent smile, the true thoughts and feelings of those gleeful amusement park mascots remain a mystery to the vast majority of us. What are their secret hopes and aspirations? Are they satisfied with their lives, or are they unfulfilled, like a high school gym coach who spends most of his free-time watching a highlight reel of his senior year football team and Facebook stalking the cheerleaders?
Viral Internet Videos. My Anti-Drug. I really can't make fun of her too much though. I often confuse potholes for bathtubs too. Just last week I was caught naked in a pothole in Brooklyn. The bastards didn't even let me rinse the shampoo out. READ MORE
I watched this after smoking two bowls. I think I'm going to go sit outside on a lawn chair and watch the clouds pass and just think this whole thing through. If I'm not back in 4 hours, someone call my mom. READ MORE
Reuters reported on the event with the following caption to the above image: "Walter Dix of the U.S. crosses the finish line ahead of compatriot Tyson Gay to win the men's 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League track meet in Eugene, Oregon July 3, 2010." READ MORE