I haven't actually laughed out loud at a video in a long time. This is one of the few videos that made me bust out laughing. READ MORE

Hollywood makes everything look cooler than it actually is. I just wish someone told me this when I was thinking about what I wanted to be growing up... READ MORE

Kids are good for two things, government benefits and ruining photographs. READ MORE

It takes a true shopper to make the most out of Black Friday, and as internet comedy writers, we somehow feel like we are qualified to give you some training on this matter. READ MORE

As it turns out, the rest of the world can be just as weird as we are. READ MORE

The internet has a way of coming up with some pretty brilliant ideas for a variety of different things. When it comes to video games, this is especially true. Here's a little gem I found while stumbling through websites, waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in. READ MORE

Forget golfing, sailing or Match.com. According to The New York Times, 32-year-old Lily Michaud, of Portland, Oreg., met her husband in a "dream club." READ MORE

If I wasn't 40 lbs overweight and broke, I'd consider going to a concert and giving this a try. I'd worry that people would use this as a chance to grab at my large package though. I often worry people are just waiting for an excuse to give the old garden hose a tug. READ MORE

What’s not to love about a time of year filled with freezing temperatures, poorly selected gift giving, and fake smiles? EVERYTHING! Call me the Grinch, but I think Christmas is the shittiest time of year. In case you’re Jewish or just got out of a 200 year long captivity, I’ll give you a little summary of Christmas so you can join me in hating the living shit out of it. READ MORE

I passed out on the beach once. I woke up with 2 feet of sand covering my entire body and beer bottles all around me. For all I know, I could have been teabagged by a hot chick too. READ MORE

Video games are a lot like crack cocaine for me. I usually gain a lot of weight and ... wait disregard that part; I usually can't stop using them until my family stages an intervention. READ MORE

We nab an exclusive interview with that dude who wants to spread his seed all over the animal kingdom. It's horrible! READ MORE

Katy Perry's recently filmed appearance on Sesame Street has been pulled from the programming due to upset parents. EvilChili sat down with Elmo to discuss the situation, as well as his strategies for rising to stardom. READ MORE

The population of this country is 300 million. Read this break down and you might find yourself a bit alarmed. READ MORE