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10 Great Things Hippies Have Given the World
Labor Day special! Many mock followers of the hippie movement for claiming to be about peace while spending most of their time getting high, listening to bad jam bands, and condemning anyone who is vaguely conservative or dislikes Phish. Well, Evilchili is here to celebrate, in great detail, all the major accomplishments of this profound subculture. READ MORE
Facebook Trends That Need to Happen
With all these Facebook memes running around, we decided we'd come up with a few of our own. Let's make these the next big thing! READ MORE
Taking Your Drunk Girlfriend ShoppingOUTGOING PLUG
Why not just throw her in the cart and go about your day? I like this guys tactic. READ MORE
Fireworks Factory Explosion Puts My New Years To Shame
I bought some poppers and sparklers to play with when it turns midnight tonight. I figured sparkly / exploding things have to be awfully entertaining when I'm black out drunk. They also, unfortunately, could be quite dangerous. But it's a risk I'm willing to take. READ MORE
Oktoberfest Special: The Evolution of an American Beer Drinker
It's late September. Time for the beginning of Oktoberfest! Let's celebrate by taking a look at the overall process of becoming an American beer drinker. READ MORE
Lady Faceplants During Olympic Torch Ceremony
The Olympics happens to be one of the most memorable moments for the world to enjoy. The ceremonies make the event that much better and one of the most traditional of these ceremonies would have to be the carrying of the torch. READ MORE
The 2010 VMAs (as Tweeted by a 15 Year Old Girl)
Did you miss the VMAs this year? Don't worry, we invented an obnoxious teenage girl to keep track of the whole thing for you. READ MORE
Total Community College Move .comOUTGOING PLUG
Need a good laugh? Check out our newest site, TotalCommunityCollegeMove.com. Here's a little snippet: "I go to NOVA community college in Virginia, where the N in NOVA stands for knowledge. TCCM". READ MORE
Six Ridiculous Political Ads That Happened
With Barack Obama and Mitt Romney spending billions of dollars on campaign ads each year, we thought we'd show you some of the low budget ones. Sometimes being creative isn't a good thing. READ MORE
The Sexiest Themed Party EverOUTGOING PLUG
Looks like a real blast to me. They must have spent a lot to get all those condoms. I wonder if they're reselling them? READ MORE
Then The Fight Started...
Smartass comments have an odd ability to really piss people off. Here are just a few examples of that very thing occurring. Careful, don't try any of those lines on your wife... READ MORE
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