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Babies Have An Intense ConversationOUTGOING PLUG
They're definitely talking in some form of Italian, you can tell by the hand gestures. READ MORE
Five Waiters Everyone Has Had
Going out to eat can be a good time, but sometimes the service sucks so hard you just need to write an article about it. READ MORE
Mrs. Doubtfire (Recut)
Plot Synopsis: An unemployed actor undergoes a drastic transformation in a twisted attempt to regain the trust of his estranged family. READ MORE
Chick With Some Epically Awesome ThighsOUTGOING PLUG
She must workout her thighs a lot to get such a well sculpted body. This didn't give me an erection. READ MORE
Jupiter's Stripe is Missing
Scientists are unsure of why Jupiter lost one of its most prominent stripes this year but photos of the planet reveal the south equatorial belt has disappeared. READ MORE
Shows My Girlfriend Makes Me Watch: What Not to Wear
Another installment of the most poorly informed column ever written by someone not employed by NewsCorp! READ MORE
20 Examples of Douchebags
Since the show Jersey Shore is so popular right now, I just wanted to show you all photographic proof that there are more like them out there. Here's a few pictures of them in their natural habitats. READ MORE
Facebook, A Police Detectives New Favorite Tool
Before you start feeling sorry for this girl after her recent car accident, you might want to scroll a little further down in her status feed. I've done some pretty stupid things while driving, like trying to steer with my teeth, but this tops them all. READ MORE
25 Hilarious Missed Connections From CraigslistOUTGOING PLUG
How hard is it to stumble upon comedy all of a sudden? Who knows, but here's 25 missed connections we found just last night. Put on your reading glasses, what else do you have to do on a Sunday? READ MORE
Help Stop Vertigo Video Syndrome
Every day, millions of people suffer from vertigo video syndrome. A problem which has become so rampant in first world countries, that both youths and adults complain about it for an estimated 4 minutes and 43 seconds in their lifetime. Help stop vertigo video syndrome. READ MORE
Best Reaction To General Anesthesia
This kid has a serious future ahead of him as the Joker. This makes me worry about all the stupid shit I might have said while on anesthetics. READ MORE
Tom Is Dead
TechCrunch is reporting that Tom — Myspace's founder and the perennial first friend for every new Myspace member — has finally given up on Myspace himself. Well, either "given up" or been forced out as part of a corporate shake-up. READ MORE
Parenting Tips for Single Moms From A Bachelor
Kids are a lot like animals. They need to be caged, fed on a schedule, disciplined, and of course kept on a tight leash. That being said, there a few things you need to know. READ MORE
Moron Picks Interesting Way to Protest
Apparently we learn that General Mills advocates same sex marriage and while it is true that citizens have the right to protest, some of them are about as stupid as this guy. READ MORE
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