Kimberly Cole Music Video Audition

This guys dance moves and pelvic thrusts are so beautiful that I am now mesmerized. He totally should play the female part. READ MORE

You Need To Buy This Shirt

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Get them while they're still hot off the press! READ MORE

Things You Enjoyed a Lot More as a Kid

Didn't we pretty much enjoy everything more when we were kids? READ MORE

I Hate My Fucking Job

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with. READ MORE

Cleavage Vs. Car Drifting

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This is a good way to test out the g-forces in your car. Just put a girl with massive milk jugs in the front seat and your pedal to the floor. READ MORE

CelebThoughts: Why Would Nick Cannon Want to Get His Ass Kicked by Eminem?

CelebThoughts explores the mental processes that drive America's role models to do what they do. In this installment, we take a look at why Nick Cannon may have thought it was a good idea to challenge Eminem to a charity boxing match. READ MORE

CelebThoughts: Why Did Justin Bieber Throw a Water Balloon at a Police Officer?

CelebThoughts takes you inside the mind of America's greatest role models: celebrities. In our first installment, we try to break down the mental processes that must have lead Justin Bieber to toss a water balloon at an officer of the law. READ MORE

Happy Memorial Day Weekend

It's that time again. Time to fire up the grill and get completely intoxicated in the name of those who fight for our freedom! READ MORE

Workaholic's Blake Anderson's Impression of a Nice Guy

Seeing as how I am a huge fan of the show Workaholics, it's awesome to know that Blake is just as hilarious off the set. READ MORE

Happy Valentines Day From EvilChili

I believe you will find this card satisfactory for your Valentines Day. I prefer to tell everyone to enjoy their VD. READ MORE

ChatRoulette: Still Around, Still Creepy

It's quite possible that this man drives an ice cream truck for money and/or fun. If so, yay! Wishes are coming true! READ MORE

Swimming With A Shirt On

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist. Just one trip to Walmart in a small town will make you take this even more seriously. READ MORE

How To Steal Your Neighbors WIFI

So you forgot to pay your cable bill last month and your internet got shut off? Just follow this simple guide to getting free internet - FOR LIFE! READ MORE