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Tom Is Dead
TechCrunch is reporting that Tom — Myspace's founder and the perennial first friend for every new Myspace member — has finally given up on Myspace himself. Well, either "given up" or been forced out as part of a corporate shake-up. READ MORE
Jacks Pizza Is SO F*cking Good
Jack's Frozen Pizza is SO f*cking good. People talk shit about it and say it's no good. I beg to differ. I eat this shit all the time. It's fucking delicious. I only eat the plain cheese ones. READ MORE
Behind the scenes with River Island in LAOUTGOING PLUG
Not only did they produce one of our favourite high street spring summer collections this year, River Island have a sun-bleached, irreverent and wholly enjoyable slice of Americana campaign video to back it up. READ MORE
Facebook Status Updates That Need to Stop
Facebook gives us all a voice, but having a voice doesn't always mean you should use it. Here's a list of some of the most annoying Facebook status updates; please refrain from using them. READ MORE
My Two Days at Exorcist Camp
The Catholic Church recently held a two day retreat to train its priests in the practice of exorcism. One of our writers was lucky enough to attend. He will now share with you what he learned from the experience. READ MORE
Tales From the Honest Psychic!
If a fortune-teller was forced to tell the truth, she'd go out of business. But, it'd be pretty funny. READ MORE
The DMV Pranksters
A Florida woman got quite the surprise when her new driver's license arrived in the mail. According to the new ID, her street address was "EAT ASS." READ MORE
A Users Guide To Boob TerminologyOUTGOING PLUG
There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to Boob Terminology to help you figure out what boob term to use in a given situation. READ MORE
Inside The Private Planes of Arms Dealers
I'm suddenly rethinking my career as a ear lobe model. Looks like there is a lot of money in arms dealing. I guess the first step in the right direction for my new career is flying to mother Russia and stealing a stock pile of weapons from an abandoned silo. READ MORE
The Best Reporter Ever
I think every city needs a reporter like this. Can we clone him and just put him all around the country? READ MORE
Student Vs Homework Pokemon Battle
I wish they had come out with this game when I was a kid. I could have used it to vent my frustrations over shitty grades. READ MORE
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