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First Images of Mars Released
The amazing Mars landing has brought us some stunning photographs. Scientists now have to learn as much as they can about this neighboring planet. READ MORE
Farmers Insurance Remix Jingle
Hip-hop is a sample-based culture. A hook from a 1980s Chaka Khan song might serve as the basis for an early 2000s-era Kanye West song, for instance. It’s not only older songs, though, anything can be turned into a beat; even dialogue and background music from Scooby Doo, or in the case of today’s specimen, a commercial jingle. READ MORE
Babies Have An Intense ConversationOUTGOING PLUG
They're definitely talking in some form of Italian, you can tell by the hand gestures. READ MORE
Clever Advertisements
Before you all start chanting "FAKE", none of these were photoshopped. Marketers are getting more and more creative. READ MORE
The Horrible Truth Behind the Guy Who Plays Mickey Mouse at Disney World
Hidden behind an oversized head and permanent smile, the true thoughts and feelings of those gleeful amusement park mascots remain a mystery to the vast majority of us. What are their secret hopes and aspirations? Are they satisfied with their lives, or are they unfulfilled, like a high school gym coach who spends most of his free-time watching a highlight reel of his senior year football team and Facebook stalking the cheerleaders?
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Tom Is Dead
TechCrunch is reporting that Tom — Myspace's founder and the perennial first friend for every new Myspace member — has finally given up on Myspace himself. Well, either "given up" or been forced out as part of a corporate shake-up. READ MORE
Hotty With Big Cleavage Vs. Rally CarOUTGOING PLUG
Finally, someone took my idea seriously! For the next video they should consider having her ride a dirtbike down a bumpy road. For some reason, I no longer care about all the potholes in my neighborhood. READ MORE
10 Great Things Hippies Have Given the World
Labor Day special! Many mock followers of the hippie movement for claiming to be about peace while spending most of their time getting high, listening to bad jam bands, and condemning anyone who is vaguely conservative or dislikes Phish. Well, Evilchili is here to celebrate, in great detail, all the major accomplishments of this profound subculture. READ MORE
Oh, This Country We Live In
Only in America can you walk into a Walgreens, get a flu shot, then buy an HIV test with a bottle of tequila in case you get bad news. Even better, you can get an entire days’ worth of calories from just one meal at McDonald’s! Talk about efficiency eating. READ MORE
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