I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, and That Made Daddy Angry...

And you thought that song was innocent... READ MORE

14 Cops You Could Easily Outrun

I had to run from the cops once. Apparently masturbating in the bushes outside a Victoria's Secret isn't deemed "socially acceptable" by the powers that be. I wish the cop had been severely overweight because I wouldn't have a criminal record and a police tail whenever I go near a mall. READ MORE

Big Tennessee Weddin'

Now this is the definition of classy. READ MORE

Who I Want On My Side For The Zombie Apocalypse

This guy seems to know what he's doing. I think I'd just follow him around and offer occasional humor relief. READ MORE

25 Hilarious Missed Connections From Craigslist

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How hard is it to stumble upon comedy all of a sudden? Who knows, but here's 25 missed connections we found just last night. Put on your reading glasses, what else do you have to do on a Sunday? READ MORE

Tales From the Honest Psychic!

If a fortune-teller was forced to tell the truth, she'd go out of business. But, it'd be pretty funny. READ MORE

Inner Monologue of a 17 Year Old At A Strip Club

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Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club. This fake ID totally worked! It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's. It must be the lighting in here. I probably got one of those fake ID's that only works under black light. READ MORE

Parenting Tips for Single Moms From A Bachelor

Kids are a lot like animals. They need to be caged, fed on a schedule, disciplined, and of course kept on a tight leash. That being said, there a few things you need to know. READ MORE

Living the Film Dream

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We all know that money grows on the money tree and dreams are made in the dream factory, but who are the people who run that dream factory? READ MORE

Then The Fight Started...

Smartass comments have an odd ability to really piss people off. Here are just a few examples of that very thing occurring. Careful, don't try any of those lines on your wife... READ MORE

Car Slide Fail

Car slides are one of the coolest actions that a person can take that involves a motor vehicle. People do them to get away from somebody chasing them, or to make for an awesome stunt in a movie, or in this case, to kick off an epic slip and slide. READ MORE

Just The Right Angle

There is a place and a time for everything, and these people had their cameras. Check out these Right Angles! READ MORE

Three Jobs That Aren't As Cool as They Look on Screen

Hollywood makes everything look cooler than it actually is. I just wish someone told me this when I was thinking about what I wanted to be growing up... READ MORE