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Taking Your Drunk Girlfriend ShoppingOUTGOING PLUG
Why not just throw her in the cart and go about your day? I like this guys tactic. READ MORE
One Pissed Off Employee
Being an employee really sucks. Knowing that no matter how much harder you work, you are still getting cut the same paycheck has to really wear you down. I highly doubt it wears you down as much as it wore this guy down... READ MORE
Husband Scares Wife FAILOUTGOING PLUG
Scaring the hell out of your wife will totally help you in the bedroom that night. READ MORE
Japanese Cuddle Cafes
Years ago, sad lonely men had to turn to dolls to cuddle up with at night. Now, thanks to the ingenuity of Japan, you can cuddle up with a real girl, for a price of course. READ MORE
Middle Men: The Story of The Rise of Porn
Whenever I watch porn I always think, what were these people like growing up? Did they have daddy issue’s like strippers, or were they just drawn to their webcam like a fat kid to a freshly baked batch of brownies within 20 paces from their computer chair. Who ran these sites? Were they all registered sex offenders? READ MORE
A Few Short Messages Which Must Be Read
I feel like there are a few things which need to be addressed. Since the only people who use snail mail are either my ex-girlfriends with there "child support" or my Grandma with Alzheimer's sending Christmas cards once a month, they are delivered to you via the interweb. READ MORE
The Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme
Everyone has had that moment where they missed a giant sexual cue and then later want to punch themselves in the genitalia for it. Here is a funny collection of them, known as the "Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme". READ MORE
The Worst Moviegoers You Will Ever Run Into
You know what sucks about movie theaters? ANYONE can use them. Maybe we need to change that... READ MORE
Tupac Wows the Crowd at Coachella...16 years After His Death
After teardown of the second Coachella set, fans are assessing what acts did and did not meet the standards set for 2012. READ MORE
The Diary of a Lolcat
The shocking true story of one cat's rise to stardom, and his inevitable, drug-fueled downfall. Plus, WE HAVE CUTE PICTURES OF KITTENS! READ MORE
Zoe Saldana Is The Hottest Calvin Klein Model EverOUTGOING PLUG
While scouting the hot actresses on the red carpet for tonight's Emmy's (we'll have all the photos in the morning), we spotted a commercial starring Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein's "Nothing to Hide" underwear. We're pretty sure the videos and photos and have been out for a while now, but it's the first we've seen of them, so we thought we'd share. READ MORE
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