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The Dangers of Being a Television News Reporter

Being a news reporter isn't all fun and games. It's not just a game of 'dress up' with your 2nd grade friends where you put on makeup and pearl earrings and talk into a fake camera, built as a cardboard toaster box while your friends play along. They are true heroes who risk their lives. Ha. READ MORE

F*CK EASTER, My Life Sucks

Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. Make sure you read this till the end. READ MORE

Using Your Baby As A Freeweight

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Exercise classes just got a lot more interesting with this neat new addition. I mean its basically a 10 lb dumbbell that makes noises. READ MORE

Fall Flavors We'll Never See

It's autumn, and that means it's time to enjoy a lovely line of candles and coffees inspired by the season. Strangely, you know what flavor we've never seen? Pumpkin Spice antidepressants. READ MORE

Troubled Teens Get Scared Straight

If I was one of the inmates, I'd just talk about dropping the soap the the repercussions you reap because of it. READ MORE

A Preview of Everything We're Not Looking Forward To

So many good movies coming out. But also a lot of bad ones. Let's talk about those. READ MORE

Compilation of Guys Caught Staring

It takes a true artist to learn how to stare at a girls cleavage or behind without getting caught. Here are some pictures of guys who clearly have not yet mastered that art. READ MORE

12 Trends That Should Stay In The '90's

There are certain hideous things that are better kept in the '90's. Some styles just need to die, and not be resurrected. Pass that information along to the hipsters. READ MORE

The Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme

Everyone has had that moment where they missed a giant sexual cue and then later want to punch themselves in the genitalia for it. Here is a funny collection of them, known as the "Sexually Oblivious Rhino Meme". READ MORE

The Pretentious Douchebag Reviews The Dark Knight

The Pretentious Douchebag is a college sophomore who recently transferred to your university. He’s a journalism student now, but he took one introductory film course at his old school when trying to decide upon a major. He now reviews movies in the college newspaper and his mommy dresses him funny. These are his stories. READ MORE

15 Really Fat Animals To Make You Feel Better

Everyone talks about obesity being just a people problem, but we often overlook the animal kingdom. Someone throw these fatasses on a leash and tie them up to a treadmill for a few hours. READ MORE

Big Tennessee Weddin'

Now this is the definition of classy. READ MORE

Say Hello To My Little Friend

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I wish my phone wasn't so large that it looked like a massive erection in my pocket. I also wish I had paid my phone bills and it actually worked. READ MORE

15 Awkward Boners In Public

We all remember having those nightmares about getting a chubby during gym class while wearing sweat pants. I still have them, but I've learned the old "dick in the waistband" trick. READ MORE
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