Mitt Romney With A Little Face

I think I am a lot more likely to vote for him now that he has a smaller face. He looks a lot more honest. READ MORE

The Naughty Coke Machine

OUTGOING PLUG

I've never slept with a vending machine personally, but I know a few people who might be desperate enough to. READ MORE

The Dark Knight Rises: Some Lines We Want to Hear

Not saying we're Hollywood level screenwriters around here. Cuz that'd be insulting to us. READ MORE

CelebThoughts: Why Would Nick Cannon Want to Get His Ass Kicked by Eminem?

CelebThoughts explores the mental processes that drive America's role models to do what they do. In this installment, we take a look at why Nick Cannon may have thought it was a good idea to challenge Eminem to a charity boxing match. READ MORE

Japanese Cuddle Cafes

Years ago, sad lonely men had to turn to dolls to cuddle up with at night. Now, thanks to the ingenuity of Japan, you can cuddle up with a real girl, for a price of course. READ MORE

Dating Tips From A Sensitive Guy

Whoever said the bad guys always get the girl was obviously wrong. I’ve been BEST friends with my bestie Lauren for over four years now. Since I’m clearly an expert in this field, I decided to write out some tips. Contrary to popular belief, life really is a lot like The Notebook. READ MORE

Which Drinking Games Will Get You Laid?

Hint: probably none. READ MORE

10 Childhood Actors Who Got Attractive

Everyone knows of that one kid from high school who was a complete ugly dweeb nerd but then turned out sexy, smart, and successful. I know this especially well, because I am that kid. READ MORE

AXE Backwards Mad Libs Contest!

Get in on part two of the AXE contest! READ MORE

James Franco is an Android

Which explains his acting in those earlier movies... READ MORE

Five Tips to Recession-Proof Your Life!

The economy may be in the dumps, but by taking these helpful tips into account, you'll be on your way to riches (or prison) in no time! READ MORE

The Worst Music Video You Will Ever See

There are somethings which you wish you never saw. Like the time my 95 year old neighbor walked around his front yard naked calling for his dog which died ten years ago. This is another one of those things. READ MORE

The Best Pic-A-Day Compilation Ever

I have to say, this was by far the most amusing pic-a-day collaboration I have ever seen. READ MORE

Pranking The Gay Babysitter Is Hilarious

I hope they pay him enough to buy some new man thongs after that prank. I can admit, I might have gotten a little freaked out, but I wouldn't have been squeeling like a little girl the first time she gets her period. Not that I know what that sounds like. READ MORE

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