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CMT Awards Remind Me Why I Hate Country Music
Anything that takes 'Red Solo Cup' seriously is something that I just can't take seriously. READ MORE
10 Defaced Bills
Some day all U.S. currency will be like this. "Hey man, I'll give you a Zombie Lincoln for a pizza. Cool?" READ MORE
Cat Falls Through The Ceiling
This is what happens when you fall asleep in class. Keeping students awake during class is one of the most difficult tasks that teachers face today. READ MORE
Cleavage Vs. Car DriftingOUTGOING PLUG
This is a good way to test out the g-forces in your car. Just put a girl with massive milk jugs in the front seat and your pedal to the floor. READ MORE
Text While You Walk SMS
The Android and the iPhone each have apps now that make it possible to safely text while walking. The built-in cameras project an image of what's in front of you and set it as the background while you're texting. READ MORE
20 Pokemon Motivational Posters
I am proud to say I never spent a dollar of my hard earned money on these stupid cards, therefore I have every right to make fun of all you idiot's out there who did. Let me start out by saying, "HA - HA!" and finish by saying, "LOSER!". READ MORE
32 Out of Sync Metronomes
This is hypnotic. You might not be able to stop watching. I can't promise you will get anything done today. READ MORE
Amazing Basketball Trick Shot Impresses Girl
If this doesn't get him laid, I don't know if there is any self help book out there that will. READ MORE
The Worst Moviegoers You Will Ever Run Into
You know what sucks about movie theaters? ANYONE can use them. Maybe we need to change that... READ MORE
Cosmo Headlines I Expect To See
We all know that every girl who reads Cosmopolitan magazine has a little rat dog that they keep in their coach purse and feed treats while they sit in class texting and checking their makeup by reversing the camera on their Iphone that their daddy just bought them for not getting pregnant their first semester of college. READ MORE
Facebook Status Updates That Need to Stop
Facebook gives us all a voice, but having a voice doesn't always mean you should use it. Here's a list of some of the most annoying Facebook status updates; please refrain from using them. READ MORE
F*CK EASTER, My Life Sucks
Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. Make sure you read this till the end. READ MORE
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