Katy Perry's recently filmed appearance on Sesame Street has been pulled from the programming due to upset parents. EvilChili sat down with Elmo to discuss the situation, as well as his strategies for rising to stardom. READ MORE
Labor Day special! Many mock followers of the hippie movement for claiming to be about peace while spending most of their time getting high, listening to bad jam bands, and condemning anyone who is vaguely conservative or dislikes Phish. Well, Evilchili is here to celebrate, in great detail, all the major accomplishments of this profound subculture. READ MORE
Men and women have always had difficulty communicating what they actually mean to each other. Words only say so much; science has shown us that subtext, body language, and how much of an asshole a person is all play a key role in determining what the actual content of a message might be. This is especially problematic for the male sex, as we are naturally suspicious and don't take anything at face value. Here's a handy guide telling you what a woman is saying, and what the man thinks she is really saying.